US | Career Change: From Fox Star to Intelligence Asset

WASHINGTON - In February Tucker Carlson repeatedly pressed President Trump to avoid war with Iran, warning publicly that military action would be reckless and holding several lengthy Oval Office meetings to make his case.

Iranian state television eagerly rebroadcast the clips. Carlson’s commentary was presented as proof that America lacked the political unity to act.

Tehran’s analysts appear to have accepted that conclusion.

Days later U.S. and Israeli forces eliminated the Supreme Leadership in under a minute.

Trump later dismissed the commentator as someone who had “lost his way,” while Carlson claimed intelligence agencies had monitored his communications with Iranian contacts.

In recent weeks Carlson has also alleged that Chabad-Lubavitch orchestrated the war to destroy Muslim holy sites and rebuild the Third Temple - a claim condemned as reckless antisemitic conspiracy by Jewish leaders, Republican figures like Ted Cruz, who branded him the most dangerous demagogue, and Trump himself.

The rhetoric has nevertheless earned him admiration abroad.

Russian ideologue Alexander Dugin now praises Carlson online as a “brave American voice.”

What’s next for Tucker - flat-earth exposés, shape-shifting reptilian overlords running the White House, or is he saving the big reveal for David Icke’s next Zoom call?

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