# MIDDLE EAST

# MIDDLE EAST

vlgr Jun 4, 2026

US-Iranian Millionaire Exporting US Tech to Iran Finally Nailed for Creative Tax Filing

Newport Coast, California - Federal agents swooped in yesterday and arrested Jamshid Ghomi, a 63-year-old dual U.S.-Iranian citizen, right outside his palatial $35 million mansion in one of Orange County’s most exclusive zip codes. Not the decade-long scheme to funnel sophisticated American networking, security, and encryption gear straight to Iran’s military and nuclear weapons program. No - the feds finally got him for subverting taxes.

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vlgr Jun 2, 2026

Erdogan Calls Trump to Congratulate Him on “Historic” Deal With the Terrorists Who Tried to Murder His Daughter

In a touching display of Middle Eastern statesmanship, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan reportedly called Donald Trump to congratulate him on the “very productive” nuclear negotiations with the Iranian regime - the same regime whose proxies just got caught plotting to assassinate Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

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vlgr May 28, 2026

EU Taxpayers Ecstatic: €11.1 Billion in Humanitarian Aid Swiftly Delivered to Authoritarian Playgrounds Since Von der Leyen Took Over

The European Union has just unveiled its shiny new “humanitarian diplomacy” framework. Announced yesterday by the European External Action Service, this masterstroke costed €11.1 billion of EU taxpayers’ money since Ursula von der Leyen became Commission President in December 2019.

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vlgr Apr 25, 2026

French President Declares Historic Moment: Literally Everyone Hates Europe Now

ATHENS - Speaking at a summit in Greece on Thursday, French President Emmanuel Macron delivered a fiery wake-up call to Europe, warning that the continent now faces a historic crisis where US, Russian, And Chinese Presidents all think EU is a joke.

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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

Iran Renames "Power Plant and Bridge Day" to "National Rats-Out-of-Holes Appreciation Week" After Ceasefire Intelligence Windfall

Tehran, April 20, 2026 – Iranian authorities announced today that the previously dreaded "Power Plant and Bridge Day" has been officially rebranded as "National Rats-Out-of-Holes Appreciation Week".

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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

UN in Tears: "If You Stop Paying Us, the Refugee Streams Might... Dry Up!"

New York, April 2026 - In a dramatic press conference, UN Secretary-General António Guterres issued a heartfelt plea to the world: the United Nations faces "imminent financial collapse" due to a pesky $1.57 billion in unpaid assessed dues. Cash reserves could vanish by July, forcing the organization to shutter operations, lay off staff, and - horror of horrors - potentially disrupt the smooth flow of "humanitarian assistance" that has kept global migration humming along so efficiently.

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vlgr Apr 16, 2026

VATICAN SHOCK: Pope Leo XIV Discovered to Be the New Ayatollah of Interfaith Peace

A New Ayatollah Has Been Found – Chicago’s Own Pontiff Finally Embraces His True Calling as Grand Ayatollah Leo al-Prevost”

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vlgr Apr 11, 2026

UN's Bold New Hire: Mullahs to "Coordinate" Women's Rights and Counter-Terrorism

The United Nations, whose stated mission includes promoting human rights, gender equality, and global security, has taken another confident step forward by unanimously nominating the Islamic Republic of Iran to a three-year term on the Committee for Programme and Coordination.

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vlgr Apr 11, 2026

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy Skips Mine Map, Confident Future Government Will Figure It Out

Iran has reportedly reopened the Strait of Hormuz after hastily scattering naval mines throughout the waterway, expressing full confidence that whoever ends up running the country next will sort it out.

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vlgr Apr 9, 2026

Europe Celebrates Historic Achievement Of Alienating Literally Every Ally At Once

BRUSSELS - European leaders thrilled after finally driving the United States, the UK, and even their own Eastern European neighbors to the brink.