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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

Brussels' Gift to the People - “Forever Phone”, Confirms Citizens Too Financially Enlightened To Buy New One Anyway

The European Union announced that by 2027 all smartphones must feature user-replaceable batteries. Why this sudden burst of common sense from the same people who brought you the USB-C law and 47 different recycling bins? Simple: Europeans won't be able to afford a new phone every year anyway.

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vlgr Apr 17, 2026

Europeans Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief: Thank God, We Can Finally Skip the Mandatory Mediterranean Flex

Brussels, April 17, 2026 – For decades, the unspoken rule of European summer has been crystal clear: if you don’t post a sunset photo from a Greek island, a Spanish costa, or an Italian cliffside with a €14 Aperol Spritz in hand, did you even have a summer? With jet fuel shortages grounding flights in around 6 weeks, millions have found themselves freed from the annual obligation.

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vlgr Mar 22, 2026

EUROPE | Illegal Heating Raids

Police Officers to carry out Door-To-Door Raids On Illegal Home Heating

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vlgr Mar 22, 2026

WORLD | Energy Lockdowns: The Ultimate Family-Friendly Policy!

Workforce urged to rediscover the joys of quality time with your loved ones… in the dark.

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vlgr Mar 19, 2026

MIDDLE EAST | UAE Achieves Instant Climate Hero Status! Production Now ZERO – Planet Saved! 🌍

In a move that's left Greta Thunberg speechless , the United Arab Emirates has proudly announced that its natural gas production has dropped to a glorious, pristine ZERO.

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vlgr Mar 19, 2026

BREAKING | WHO Convenes Global Webinar to Finalize Rollout Logistics for Next Pandemic Amid Surging Energy Rationing Concerns

GENEVA, 18 March – The WHO conducted its scheduled seven-hour virtual PowerPoint session on the Pandemic Influenza Preparedness (PIP) Framework

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vlgr Mar 17, 2026

CUBA | Cuba Achieves Net Zero – EU Leaders Announce 'Havana Model' Adoption

Havana/Brussels, March 18, 2026 - In a stunning success, the Republic of Cuba has been confirmed as the world's first nation to achieve genuine net zero emissions.

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vlgr Mar 15, 2026

WORLD | Trump’s Wild Bullet – And It Might Actually Hit the Mark

It's been 2 weeks now since Trump launched Operation Epic Fury, hammering Iranian nuclear sites, missile depots, Kharg Island, and reportedly taking out several Supreme Leaders, sparking a need for cardboard ones.

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vlgr Mar 12, 2026

SCIENCE | Free Energy Is Here – Time for the Quantum Vacuum Tax

For decades, physicists described the vacuum as a restless sea of quantum activity. Now, it seems someone has finally lowered a very small bucket into it.