# SYRIA

# SYRIA

vlgr May 28, 2026

EU Taxpayers Ecstatic: €11.1 Billion in Humanitarian Aid Swiftly Delivered to Authoritarian Playgrounds Since Von der Leyen Took Over

The European Union has just unveiled its shiny new “humanitarian diplomacy” framework. Announced yesterday by the European External Action Service, this masterstroke costed €11.1 billion of EU taxpayers’ money since Ursula von der Leyen became Commission President in December 2019.

# SYRIA

vlgr May 26, 2026

Europe’s Dream of a “Remigration Pact” Hits the Syrian Paperwork Wall

EU officials reportedly stunned after learning that Syria’s alleged eagerness to welcome back tens of thousands of its citizens apparently did not extend to the minor administrative detail of issuing the travel documents required to put them on planes.

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vlgr Apr 30, 2026

Viral ‘Syria Wants Them Back’ Narrative Complicated By Syria Clarifying It Mostly Meant Money First

German and Austrian social media users briefly celebrated the viral claim that Syria urgently wants its refugees back from Europe. Then Syria clarified that “back” mostly means “voluntarily, after reconstruction, and preferably with European money first.”

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vlgr Mar 11, 2026

EU | Strategic Compassion for Theocracies Declared New Cornerstone of Western Realism

Observers in the geopolitical commentary sphere reported a remarkable intellectual breakthrough this week: the discovery that peace in the Middle East can be achieved most effectively by extending limitless patience toward regimes that openly promise the destruction of the countries seeking peace.

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vlgr Mar 10, 2026

GERMANY | Syrians posting selfies at the Brandenburg Gate: Thanks for the exit tax!

Ahmed from Damascus: "Best tax ever! Finally the state is only taxing those who profited for years – and not us who just arrived. Respect, Germany!"