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EU Unveils Differentiated Democracy™ to Overcome the Paralysis of Having a Say

Will the EU’s slick new federalist Differentiated Democracy™ branding finally top the Soviet Politburo’s classic model? In Soviet Moscow, a tiny Politburo decided — the rest of the republics were politely obligated to applaud and implement.It didn’t look good.The EU is destined to do it better!

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy Skips Mine Map, Confident Future Government Will Figure It Out

Iran has reportedly reopened the Strait of Hormuz after hastily scattering naval mines throughout the waterway, expressing full confidence that whoever ends up running the country next will sort it out.

Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

TEHRAN - Iranian officials confirmed Thursday that the ceasefire remains “fully intact and historically successful,” despite a new wave of unexplained nighttime strikes carried out by what authorities describe as an “unidentified non-human presence.”

Iran Suspends ‘Power Plant and Bridge Day’ After Realizing It Needs the Cash

TEHRAN - In a stunning display of fiscal responsibility rarely associated with the Islamic Republic, Iranian officials announced Tuesday that they are indefinitely postponing “Power Plant and Bridge Day,” the much-anticipated national holiday.

GERMANY | Historical Deal - Syrians Return Home

Syria's interim President Ahmed al-Sharaa (better known to his old fans as the jihadi-turned-statesman Abu Mohammed al-Jolani) touched down in Berlin yesterday for talks with Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

Zelenski Phones Putin: “Keep the Bombs Coming - War Is Good for Business!”

Kyiv, Ukraine – In a leaked hotline call that has diplomats choking on their borscht, President Volodymyr Zelenski reportedly urged Russian President Vladimir Putin to maintain a “healthy level of bombardment” because, as he allegedly put it, “peace would ruin the golden goose.”

ISTANBUL | Hamas Is Not A Terrorist Organization, Just A Very Misunderstood Rocket Enthusiast Club

In the spirit of bold diplomacy - and what officials might generously classify as applied science and engineering - Turkey’s intelligence chief İbrahim Kalın welcomed Hamas leaders to Istanbul this week for what were described as “frank and constructive discussions.”

TEHRAN | Iranian Regime Accidentally Arms Women's Revolutionary Army, Immediately Regrets It

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) invited all women over 12 to fight for Allah

Iran | World's Unsung Cybersecurity Heroes

Tehran proudly announced its new role protecting the planet in the cyber security department.