BRUSSELS - In what insiders are calling the driest joke ever delivered in EU history, Ursula von der Leyen announced: “Our European Age Verification App is technically ready. It respects the highest privacy standards. It’s open-source.”
Vienna, April 2026 – The Austrian government has successfully created a single login that grants access to virtually every corner of public life: taxes, social benefits, company registrations, residence changes, and soon even access to Social Media.
SPRINGFIELD, OH - A local man’s deeply researched theory about a vast and coordinated global conspiracy collapsed Tuesday morning after he was unable to log into his own email account for the third time this week.
Sunnyvale, CA - Executives at LinkedIn expressed shock and confusion this week after critics accused the professional networking giant of running a massive, covert browser extension fingerprinting operation on millions of users.
Citing “remarkably stable” results from livestock tracking tests, building on the important compliance testing phase provided by COVID passports, the World Health Organization today announced the next phase: bio-integrated wellness tags for humans.
Digital ID? So 2025. Experts are overjoyed: "We spent years building hardened anonymity... and Chad just crossposted his gym selfie with his LinkedIn."