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vlgr Jun 9, 2026

Starmer Declares War on European Summer: Your Phone Now Scans Every Bikini and Calls It Child Porn

Client-side scanning on every UK phone, default on. Holiday snaps, beach photos, family holidays in Spain - all getting checked. Nothing protects children like turning the entire population’s cameras into state snitches. Meanwhile the real grooming networks partied for years while the authorities were busy not being racist.

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vlgr Jun 7, 2026

EU Accidentally Builds Digital Social Credit System That Cannot Be Used For Surveillance

Brussels officials reassured citizens that the new architecture is completely safe, because no single institution will monitor everything at once unless future legislation, emergency powers, banking rules, private contractors or law enforcement require it.

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vlgr Jun 4, 2026

US-Iranian Millionaire Exporting US Tech to Iran Finally Nailed for Creative Tax Filing

Newport Coast, California - Federal agents swooped in yesterday and arrested Jamshid Ghomi, a 63-year-old dual U.S.-Iranian citizen, right outside his palatial $35 million mansion in one of Orange County’s most exclusive zip codes. Not the decade-long scheme to funnel sophisticated American networking, security, and encryption gear straight to Iran’s military and nuclear weapons program. No - the feds finally got him for subverting taxes.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Vatican Encyclical Declares War on Skynet, Prescribes Expanded State Control as Remedy

The Vatican has finally noticed artificial intelligence. Humanity needed Rome to confirm that building thinking machines for billionaires, militaries, and advertising companies might not end in world piece. In Magnifica Humanitas, Pope Leo XIV looks at the rise of AI and essentially says: this is not a tool, this is Skynet in a Patagonia vest.

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vlgr May 22, 2026

Google Publishes Browser Exploit Early So Hackers Don’t Have To Waste Time Finding It Themselves

Google released working exploit details for a serious Chromium vulnerability before offering a fix, possibly turning your $2,000 gaming PC into a loyal, always-on foot soldier for whoever feels like borrowing your bandwidth.

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vlgr May 14, 2026

The Great Firewall of Europe: How Brussels Plans to Turn Your “Voluntary” Bluesky Clone into a Government-Tied Digital Soul

Welcome, friends, to the Great Firewall of Europe - not the crude Chinese kind with DNS poisoning, but a sophisticated, bureaucratic, cookie-banner-covered soft wall built on “voluntary” infrastructure, device attestation, and the gentle threat of losing access to your bank account if you don’t play along.

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vlgr May 3, 2026

EU’s “Unhackable” Digital ID App Teaches Continent’s Children Command Line Hacking, Officials Declare Victory for Child Safety

Brussels celebrates as 8-year-olds master rm, adb shell, and config file wizardry to bypass the very system designed to protect them - while adults lose VPNs and anonymity forever.

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vlgr Apr 27, 2026

EU Protects Citizens From Evil Google By Giving Their Search Data To Everyone Else

The European Commission has reportedly advanced a proposal requiring Google to share detailed European search activity with selectively approved, unknown third parties, thereby ensuring no single company has a monopoly on knowing which citizens are searching “weird chest pain or anxiety,” “divorce lawyer near me,” and “how to delete search history permanently.”

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vlgr Apr 27, 2026

Eurail Breach - Getting Your Passport Stolen Now Easier Than Booking a Train Ticket

In this year’s blockbuster hit Murder on the Orient Express 2: Identity Theft on the Interrail, 308,777 young travelers board the train with dreams of cheap sangria in Barcelona… and wake up to find some forum goblin using their passport photo as a Tinder profile pic while ordering Rolexes on their stolen credit cards.

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vlgr Apr 16, 2026

Ursula von der Leyen’s European Humor: “The Age Verification App Is Technically Ready” Was Just a Joke, Folks

BRUSSELS - In what insiders are calling the driest joke ever delivered in EU history, Ursula von der Leyen announced: “Our European Age Verification App is technically ready. It respects the highest privacy standards. It’s open-source.”