# ISLAM

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vlgr Aug 6, 2026

Scientists Want 4 Billion People by 2200. They Never Said Which Ones.

A new paper in Sustainable Development has the polite solution to the planet’s problems: gently reduce the human population from over eight billion to around four billion by the year 2200. The good news is the White man has already volunteered.

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vlgr Aug 3, 2026

Iran Murders Trump’s Family in Photoshop. Designers Now Seeking Work in America.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guards have once again murdered Melania, Barron and Ivanka Trump - this time in high-resolution Photoshop on a Tehran highway billboard.

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vlgr Jul 26, 2026

Berlin Pride: Vehicle Enters Crowd, Islamist Suspect Identified – Anti-Right Demonstrations Already in Preliminary Talks

BERLIN – In a development that surprised absolutely no one still in possession of a functioning memory, a white van drove into a crowd near the Christopher Street Day celebrations in the Tiergarten on Saturday evening. One woman is dead. Roughly sixteen or seventeen others are injured, several critically. The driver fled. Police have identified a suspect already known to them from Berlin’s Islamist milieu. A manhunt is underway.

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vlgr Jul 23, 2026

Save Europe Act Is Racist and Goes Against European Values

Brussels has spoken. The European Commission has officially refused to register the Save Europe Act as a European Citizens’ Initiative. The reason is clear and final: wanting Europe to remain European is racist.

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vlgr Jul 9, 2026

Wikipedia Finally Embraces The Correct Worldview After Banning Troublesome Founder

Wikipedia has taken decisive action to protect its creative freedom. Co-founder Larry Sanger announced that he had been permanently banned from editing the site he named and helped launch in 2001.

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vlgr Jul 3, 2026

Four Months Later, Iran Buries Khamenei. Will Khamenei’s Successor Dare To Show His Face?

The Islamic Republic has finally decided it is safe to bury Ali Khamenei, four months after he was removed from office by joint US-Israeli action. Tehran has now scheduled what it hopes will be the largest state funeral in its history, during the 4 July, America’s Independence Day.

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vlgr Jul 2, 2026

EU taxpayers are once again "investing" and bringing "our democracy" to Russia's border

Ursula von der Leyen flew to Baku this week and announced that the EU will “invest” up to €200 million in transport, energy and digital links across the South Caucasus. With a bit of creative accounting this can supposedly leverage another €2 billion. On top of that, a fresh €20 million programme will help “border communities”.

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vlgr Jul 1, 2026

Amid Economic Crisis, Turkey Officially Declares Itself History’s Most Compassionate Empire

In response to Israel's cabinet approving recognition of the Armenian Genocide, Erdogan doubles down on historical fanfiction.

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vlgr Jun 28, 2026

UK | Starmer’s Parting Gift: Mahmood Opens New ‘Safe and Legal’ Routes For Migrants

Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has announced that new safe and legal routes for refugees will begin rolling out in the autumn, complete with a community sponsorship scheme in which approved groups get to choose the refugees they sponsor.

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vlgr Jun 27, 2026

Citizen Vigilante | German FSK Admits Internal Mix-Up: Accidentally Blocked Wrong Film

In a shocking display of bureaucratic negligence, Germany’s FSK appears to have refused classification to Uwe Boll’s Citizen Vigilante by mistake. The film, now sitting at number two on Apple TV in the United States and briefly available as a free screening on X, has become the latest victim of Europe’s most feared cultural weapon: paperwork.