# ISLAM

# ISLAM

Balthazar the Unsupervised Oct 20, 2026

We have a prophecy!

By the freezing breath of the Void, look at this! It is the perfect, grotesque illustration of the rot Irlmaier warned us about, but with the added seasoning of a desperate, petulant regime trying to punch above its weight by strangling the giants from the inside.

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vlgr Oct 20, 2026

Iran enters the US midterms: “The world will be amazed”

Iran is trying to influence US politics by threatening to cut undersea cables, strike AI centers, and broaden the battlefield to Europe. "We have new weapons and new targets", they say. What a lovely campaign messaging.

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vlgr Oct 7, 2026

European Intellectual Elite Marks Third Anniversary of Hamas Massacre By Blaming The Jews

Three years after Hamas crossed into Israel, murdered around 1,200 people and kidnapped 251, the international intellectual class has finally settled on an appropriate way to commemorate the occasion: protest against Israel.

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vlgr Oct 2, 2026

'Hero' Pilot Successfully Lands Routine Flight From Abu Dhabi to Qatar

On Thursday, Lufthansa flight LH 1234 from Abu Dhabi to Doha landed in light rain, eight minutes late. Captain Hoffmann, 44, blond, from Hanover, reported no injuries, no diversion and, crucially, no terrorist stabbing him at 34,000 feet. He is being hailed as a hero.

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vlgr Sep 29, 2026

The UN celebrates the 25th anniversary of the famous Durban Conference in New York

Israel and other 44 countries, including the US, Germany, the UK, Argentina, Colombia, Czechia, Georgia, Honduras, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Micronesia, North Macedonia, Poland, Romania, South Sudan, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Croatia, Samoa, Venezuela, Greece, Armenia, Palau, Moldova, Monaco, Bolivia, the Netherlands, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Slovakia, Papua New Guinea, Sweden, Italy, Cyprus, Spain, the Dominican Republic, Paraguay, Denmark, Ukraine and Estonia thought they had better things to do.

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vlgr Sep 29, 2026

BioNTech Closes Three German Sites, Finally Creating Jobs for Imported Skilled Workers

BioNTech is closing three manufacturing sites in Germany, in Marburg, Idar-Oberstein and Tübingen, with the company saying the facilities will become underused or redundant. Up to around 1,860 jobs are affected. This is excellent news for Germany’s skilled-worker strategy.

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vlgr Sep 9, 2026

Austria Bans School Headscarves, Forgets Most Teachers Aren’t Dumbledore

Austria has banned Islamic headscarves for schoolgirls under 14. The Foreign Funded Islamic Organisations are Outraged. Opponents provide instructions for delaying enforcement, parents reportedly being assured the fines will be paid. Teachers asked to police this between mathematics and lunch.

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vlgr Aug 19, 2026

The West Is Paying to Rebuild Nuclear Syria. Does It Know What It Is Buying?

Ahmed al-Sharaa cannot turn a few tonnes of legacy nuclear material into a serious nuclear programme. He can turn it into sovereignty, leverage and another carefully staged demonstration that Damascus should now be treated as a responsible member of the international community.

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vlgr Aug 17, 2026

Turkey Finds Turkish Seals In Greek Waters

Turkey has discovered a new species in the Aegean: the Turkish monk seal. It lives around Greek islands, carries no passport and becomes Turkish the moment Recep Tayyip Erdogan draws a coloured shape around it on a map. Naturally, Ankara has now given it two new “national marine parks” in waters it does not own, another Turkish national fever dream.

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vlgr Aug 16, 2026

Iran and Turkey missed The Age of Enlightenment And It Shows

For anyone worried that “global jihad” might be a too dramatic description, the commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has now helpfully submitted the terminology himself. “You forced your will on the enemy and proved that Islam can be imposed as the ruling order over the world.” Is The Era Of Global Jihad is upon us?