# DIGITALID

# DIGITALID

vlgr Jun 9, 2026

Starmer Declares War on European Summer: Your Phone Now Scans Every Bikini and Calls It Child Porn

Client-side scanning on every UK phone, default on. Holiday snaps, beach photos, family holidays in Spain - all getting checked. Nothing protects children like turning the entire population’s cameras into state snitches. Meanwhile the real grooming networks partied for years while the authorities were busy not being racist.

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vlgr Jun 7, 2026

EU Accidentally Builds Digital Social Credit System That Cannot Be Used For Surveillance

Brussels officials reassured citizens that the new architecture is completely safe, because no single institution will monitor everything at once unless future legislation, emergency powers, banking rules, private contractors or law enforcement require it.

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vlgr May 27, 2026

China’s Porn Tsunami vs. Europe’s Propaganda Pudding: A Guide to Distracting the Masses in 2026

In a stunning revelation, X’s Head of Product Nikita Bier dropped a truth bomb back in January 2026: whenever political unrest flares up in China, the government allegedly unleashes a digital deluge of porn straight into Chinese-language search results on X.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Vatican Encyclical Declares War on Skynet, Prescribes Expanded State Control as Remedy

The Vatican has finally noticed artificial intelligence. Humanity needed Rome to confirm that building thinking machines for billionaires, militaries, and advertising companies might not end in world piece. In Magnifica Humanitas, Pope Leo XIV looks at the rise of AI and essentially says: this is not a tool, this is Skynet in a Patagonia vest.

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vlgr May 22, 2026

Von der Leyen Discovers Aztec Blueprint for European Digital Services Act 2.0

Mexico City, 22 May 2026 – European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen reportedly experienced a profound policy breakthrough while visiting Mexico’s Stone of the Sun, after a guide explained that the Aztecs believed the sun required regular human sacrifice to keep the world from collapsing.

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vlgr May 17, 2026

Democracy vs. Supranational Technocracy: Why the EU’s “Soviet-Style” Governance Model Cannot Replicate the Accountability of the United States

The United States and the European Union are the two greatest democratic experiments of the modern era. One is a single sovereign federal republic forged in revolution and blood. The other is a supranational union of 27 nation-states, engineered to prevent the return of the wars that twice destroyed the continent in the 20th century.

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vlgr May 14, 2026

The Great Firewall of Europe: How Brussels Plans to Turn Your “Voluntary” Bluesky Clone into a Government-Tied Digital Soul

Welcome, friends, to the Great Firewall of Europe - not the crude Chinese kind with DNS poisoning, but a sophisticated, bureaucratic, cookie-banner-covered soft wall built on “voluntary” infrastructure, device attestation, and the gentle threat of losing access to your bank account if you don’t play along.

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vlgr May 13, 2026

A New Pandemic Just Dropped – And the Same COVID All-Stars Are Back on Tour

Pack up the sourdough starters and dust off the good sweatpants, folks - the gang’s all here again! Just when we thought society might force us to touch grass forever, Andes virus (ANDV) has graciously stepped up to deliver the sequel we’ve all been quietly manifesting.

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vlgr May 10, 2026

Nanny State Meltdown: Macron Government Opens Criminal Probe Into X For Being A Social Media Platform Where People Behave Like People

PARIS - The French government - fresh off its latest massive data breach where tax officials were caught selling citizen data on the dark web like vintage wine - has launched a criminal probe against X. Sources confirm that some radical libertarians actually prefer tools that aren't 'secure by design' if 'secure' means the government holds the master key.

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vlgr May 3, 2026

EU’s “Unhackable” Digital ID App Teaches Continent’s Children Command Line Hacking, Officials Declare Victory for Child Safety

Brussels celebrates as 8-year-olds master rm, adb shell, and config file wizardry to bypass the very system designed to protect them - while adults lose VPNs and anonymity forever.