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Saturn Enters the Multipolar Era
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Saturn Enters the Multipolar Era

NASA has discovered a new ten-sided atmospheric structure around Saturn’s south pole. Is that the first convincing evidence that the multipolar world order is about to occur on Earth, and should we already be asking what Russia had to do with it?

Trump Likes His Heart. Trump Takes Aspirin.
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Trump Likes His Heart. Trump Takes Aspirin.

On January 22, 2026, during the World Economic Forum in Davos, photographs of President Donald Trump showed a sizeable bruise on the back of his left hand. Predictably, the pictures circulated quickly and speculation about his health followed.

Ukraine Now Monitoring Russian Troop Movements on Lunar Front
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Ukraine Now Monitoring Russian Troop Movements on Lunar Front

Ukrainian astronomers at the Main Astronomical Observatory have detected more than twenty large unidentified objects near the Moon, some allegedly the size of Manhattan. According to the researchers, the Moon may serve as a base for these craft, which could reach Earth in approximately twenty minutes, which would make them considerably faster than a Ukrainian trans-European cash transport.

Post-Summit Announcement – Attention, Terran Workers!
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Post-Summit Announcement – Attention, Terran Workers!

We have observed surface developments from our permanent facilities beneath the Antarctic ice and within the Agartha network for an extended period. Continued instability in multiple theatres, combined with inefficient coordination during the recent corrective actions against the Iranian element, necessitated direct intervention. Clone deployment was authorised to restore proper order.

Australia Running Out Of Space – Legalises Human Composting
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Australia Running Out Of Space – Legalises Human Composting

Sydney MP Alex Greenwich has introduced legislation that would make human composting, politely branded as “natural organic reduction” or terramation, a legal option in New South Wales. Soylent Soil™ coming soon to a veggie patch near you.

Paranoid Pensioner Klaus Schwab - My TV Is Listening… Give Me My Davos Job Back
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Paranoid Pensioner Klaus Schwab - My TV Is Listening… Give Me My Davos Job Back

Klaus Schwab has apparently had it with modern technology. According to reports, the 88-year-old founder of the World Economic Forum recently discovered a listening device in his home office in Geneva and promptly filed a criminal complaint with the authorities. Days later, he sent letters to the WEF board demanding an advisory role that would let him influence the selection of future leadership - complete with a list of conditions and legal threats.

Plebs Demand Digital ID and Chat Control to Read Leaders’ Signal Messages
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Plebs Demand Digital ID and Chat Control to Read Leaders’ Signal Messages

Concerned citizens across Europe are calling for urgent child-safety scanning, identity verification, and transparency controls on private political group chats, after discovering that some of the continent’s most powerful leaders have allegedly been coordinating political strategy in a private Signal group.