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WHO Drops “Ebola: The Remix” After Mpox and Hantavirus Fail to Chart
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WHO Drops “Ebola: The Remix” After Mpox and Hantavirus Fail to Chart

Geneva, May 17, 2026 - The World Health Organization has officially declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC) for Bundibugyo ebolavirus in the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s Ituri Province - just days after a tiny hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship barely trended on X and months after the MPox sequel quietly left theaters.

Nanny State Meltdown: Macron Government Opens Criminal Probe Into X For Being A Social Media Platform Where People Behave Like People
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Nanny State Meltdown: Macron Government Opens Criminal Probe Into X For Being A Social Media Platform Where People Behave Like People

PARIS - The French government - fresh off its latest massive data breach where tax officials were caught selling citizen data on the dark web like vintage wine - has launched a criminal probe against X. Sources confirm that some radical libertarians actually prefer tools that aren't 'secure by design' if 'secure' means the government holds the master key.

Gain-of-Function: Because Nature Was Taking Too Long
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Gain-of-Function: Because Nature Was Taking Too Long

The pandemic preparedness industry teaches viruses new tricks, calls it safety, loses a few samples, ships the occasional live pathogen, and then asks the public to not panic - stay calm, roll up your sleeve, and give up a few more freedoms for the greater good... and by the way, there are massive profits to be made. A longer read.

Big Pharma Stocks Plummet as UN Exercise Reveals Next Pandemic Is Bacterial: "Our mRNA Can't Fix That"
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Big Pharma Stocks Plummet as UN Exercise Reveals Next Pandemic Is Bacterial: "Our mRNA Can't Fix That"

NEW YORK - In a stunning new development that has left pharmaceutical executives reaching for their emergency ventilators, Moderna and Pfizer have reportedly filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after the United Nations and WHO's latest pandemic simulation exercise, Exercise Polaris II, confirmed the next global health crisis will be caused by a bacterium rather than a virus.