Terms of Use

Last updated: 2026

By accessing vlgr you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use this website.

IMPORTANT SATIRE NOTICE: This entire website consists of commentary, opinion pieces, parody, and satire. ALL content is fictionalized, exaggerated, or invented for humorous or critical effect. NOTHING on this site is intended as factual reporting, news, advice, or a statement of fact. It should NOT be taken seriously or relied upon in any way. If you are looking for factual information, please go elsewhere.

1. About This Website

vlgr is operated by M.H., a sole trader based in Greece. The website publishes commentary, opinion, and satire. Nothing published is to be taking seriously.

2. Content and Disclaimer

Content is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only. Some content is satirical in nature and does not represent factual reporting. We make no warranties regarding the accuracy, completeness, or suitability of any content.

3. Intellectual Property

All original content, design, and code on vlgr is owned by M.H. and protected under Greek copyright law (Law 2121/1993) and EU Directive 2001/29/EC. You may share individual articles with clear attribution and a link to the original. Bulk reproduction or commercial use requires prior written consent from M.H..

4. User Conduct

You agree not to:

Use this website for any unlawful purpose under Greek or EU law.
Attempt to gain unauthorised access to the website or its infrastructure.
Scrape or harvest content in bulk without written permission.
Interfere with the website operation or security.

5. External Links

We have no control over and accept no responsibility for the content or privacy practices of third-party websites we may link to.

6. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by Greek law, M.H. shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, or consequential loss arising from use of this website or reliance on its content.

7. Governing Law and Jurisdiction

These Terms are governed by the laws of Greece. Any disputes shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of Greece.

8. Changes

We may modify these Terms at any time. Continued use of the website after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

9. Contact

info@vlgr.net