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VATICAN SHOCK: Pope Leo XIV Discovered to Be the New Ayatollah of Interfaith Peace

A New Ayatollah Has Been Found – Chicago’s Own Pontiff Finally Embraces His True Calling as Grand Ayatollah Leo al-Prevost”

Muslims in the EU – or How to Lie with Statistics

100% fact-based satirical guide to demographic sleight-of-hand, or why Europe’s “enrichment” plan has a receipt signed by Merkel & von der Leyen

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tucker Carlson reportedly paused mid-monologue Tuesday after being interrupted by what witnesses described as “a slightly older, more ominous version of himself” stepping through a faintly humming portal behind the studio desk.

Europe Celebrates End Of US Hegemony By Joyfully Returning To Druidic Times

BRUSSELS - European leaders declared the long-awaited end of American hegemony on Tuesday, hailing it as the dawn of a glorious new era of independence, self-reliance, and definitely not freezing to death in the dark.

Exclusive: Asmodeus Breaks His Silence - "Tucker Carlson? Never Met the Guy."

Asmodeus, expressed visible annoyance at being linked to Carlson's long-form interview with Father Chad Ripperger.

GERMANY | Historical Deal - Syrians Return Home

Syria's interim President Ahmed al-Sharaa (better known to his old fans as the jihadi-turned-statesman Abu Mohammed al-Jolani) touched down in Berlin yesterday for talks with Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

ISTANBUL | Hamas Is Not A Terrorist Organization, Just A Very Misunderstood Rocket Enthusiast Club

In the spirit of bold diplomacy - and what officials might generously classify as applied science and engineering - Turkey’s intelligence chief İbrahim Kalın welcomed Hamas leaders to Istanbul this week for what were described as “frank and constructive discussions.”

TEHRAN | Iranian Regime Accidentally Arms Women's Revolutionary Army, Immediately Regrets It

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) invited all women over 12 to fight for Allah

AFGHANISTAN | Taliban Reveals New Beauty Standards

The Taliban announced today that the path to true women’s empowerment now runs straight through limiting vision to one eye