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Iran Murders Trump’s Family in Photoshop. Designers Now Seeking Work in America.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guards have once again murdered Melania, Barron and Ivanka Trump - this time in high-resolution Photoshop on a Tehran highway billboard.

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Iran Murders Trump’s Family in Photoshop. Designers Now Seeking Work in America.

The latest masterpiece comes from Owj Arts and Media Organization, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’ propaganda studio. Owj has spent years proving that unlimited funding, zero artistic competition and a deep commitment to 1980s action-movie aesthetics can produce neither intimidation nor art.


This is not its first attempt. Previous billboards have shown the entire Trump family standing above American-flag coffins, Trump’s corpse beneath the words “We Kill Trump,” and various other subtle diplomatic gestures.


President Trump, when informed of the new work, is reported to have called it “excellent” and asked whether Monday would suit them for negotiations. Sources close to the matter suggest he remains open to further artistic contributions from Tehran.


A team of regime-approved graphic designers is now reportedly preparing H-1B applications and assembling portfolios aimed at Democratic campaign offices. Having spent years depicting the Trump family as dead on command, they appear to have concluded that this particular skill set may finally qualify as transferable experience.

These people want to experience the American Dream as well.

Early feedback from certain progressive messaging circles is said to be encouraging.

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