# ISLAM

# ISLAM

vlgr Aug 19, 2026

The West Is Paying to Rebuild Nuclear Syria. Does It Know What It Is Buying?

Ahmed al-Sharaa cannot turn a few tonnes of legacy nuclear material into a serious nuclear programme. He can turn it into sovereignty, leverage and another carefully staged demonstration that Damascus should now be treated as a responsible member of the international community.

# ISLAM

vlgr Aug 17, 2026

Turkey Finds Turkish Seals In Greek Waters

Turkey has discovered a new species in the Aegean: the Turkish monk seal. It lives around Greek islands, carries no passport and becomes Turkish the moment Recep Tayyip Erdogan draws a coloured shape around it on a map. Naturally, Ankara has now given it two new “national marine parks” in waters it does not own, another Turkish national fever dream.

# ISLAM

vlgr Aug 16, 2026

Iran and Turkey missed The Age of Enlightenment And It Shows

For anyone worried that “global jihad” might be a too dramatic description, the commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has now helpfully submitted the terminology himself. “You forced your will on the enemy and proved that Islam can be imposed as the ruling order over the world.” Is The Era Of Global Jihad is upon us?

# ISLAM

vlgr Aug 6, 2026

Scientists Want 4 Billion People by 2200. They Never Said Which Ones.

A new paper in Sustainable Development has the polite solution to the planet’s problems: gently reduce the human population from over eight billion to around four billion by the year 2200. The good news is the White man has already volunteered.

# ISLAM

vlgr Aug 3, 2026

Iran Murders Trump’s Family in Photoshop. Designers Now Seeking Work in America.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guards have once again murdered Melania, Barron and Ivanka Trump - this time in high-resolution Photoshop on a Tehran highway billboard.

# ISLAM

vlgr Jul 26, 2026

Berlin Pride: Vehicle Enters Crowd, Islamist Suspect Identified – Anti-Right Demonstrations Already in Preliminary Talks

BERLIN – In a development that surprised absolutely no one still in possession of a functioning memory, a white van drove into a crowd near the Christopher Street Day celebrations in the Tiergarten on Saturday evening. One woman is dead. Roughly sixteen or seventeen others are injured, several critically. The driver fled. Police have identified a suspect already known to them from Berlin’s Islamist milieu. A manhunt is underway.

# ISLAM

vlgr Jul 23, 2026

Save Europe Act Is Racist and Goes Against European Values

Brussels has spoken. The European Commission has officially refused to register the Save Europe Act as a European Citizens’ Initiative. The reason is clear and final: wanting Europe to remain European is racist.

# ISLAM

vlgr Jul 9, 2026

Wikipedia Finally Embraces The Correct Worldview After Banning Troublesome Founder

Wikipedia has taken decisive action to protect its creative freedom. Co-founder Larry Sanger announced that he had been permanently banned from editing the site he named and helped launch in 2001.

# ISLAM

vlgr Jul 3, 2026

Four Months Later, Iran Buries Khamenei. Will Khamenei’s Successor Dare To Show His Face?

The Islamic Republic has finally decided it is safe to bury Ali Khamenei, four months after he was removed from office by joint US-Israeli action. Tehran has now scheduled what it hopes will be the largest state funeral in its history, during the 4 July, America’s Independence Day.

# ISLAM

vlgr Jul 2, 2026

EU taxpayers are once again "investing" and bringing "our democracy" to Russia's border

Ursula von der Leyen flew to Baku this week and announced that the EU will “invest” up to €200 million in transport, energy and digital links across the South Caucasus. With a bit of creative accounting this can supposedly leverage another €2 billion. On top of that, a fresh €20 million programme will help “border communities”.