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Officers encouraged to enforce net zero rules

Police officers across Europe are being prepared to conduct home inspections targeting outlawed wood burners and other “carbon criminals” as part of the continent’s ambitious energy lockdown measures.

The move follows the “Europa in 2050” policy, authorities have made clear that such heart-warming scenes will no longer be tolerated.

Parents are said to be quietly delighted that their children will now develop important life skills, like reporting neighbours for the greater good.

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