AUSTRIA | International Women's Day Finally Reaches Austria

Vienna, March 10, 2026 – Right on cue for International Women's Day, Austria's public broadcaster ORF delivered its big performance last night: Director General Roland Weißmann (57) has stepped down with immediate effect.

The reason? Allegations of sexual harassment or inappropriate behaviour towards a female employee – dating back to 2022.

Yes, exactly: 2022.

The alleged incidents are almost four years old. For four full years, Weißmann continued to successfully run the ORF, pushed through austerity packages, approved salary increases, and presented himself publicly as a moderniser. Only now, when alleged written, audio, and visual evidence has reportedly surfaced (according to Foundation Council Chairman Norbert Lederer), does he go.

Austrian justice at its finest:

• Something happens in 2022 → 2023, 2024, 2025: crickets.
• 2026, Women's Day weekend: suddenly “zero tolerance” and lightning-fast resignation.
• Interim boss? Naturally – another woman: Radio Director Ingrid Thurnher now gets to hold the fort.

The timing could hardly be worse: right before the election of a new Director General, in the middle of the biggest savings programme in ORF history (325 million euros must be cut by the end of 2026), and with Eurovision Song Contest 2026 looming. But hey – at least Women's Day got its symbolic headline.

Weißmann himself vehemently denies everything (his lawyer speaks of an “overreaction”).

The public can now look forward to the usual pictures: contrite statements, lawyer press conferences, and perhaps – in another four years – the next round of “reappraisal”.

Moral of the story: In Austria, justice doesn't arrive late.

It just always shows up exactly when the calendar finds it particularly amusing.

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