BREAKING | Scientists discover new productivity hack

The discovery comes after years of intense global investment in productivity tools, including AI planning assistants, motivational podcasts, habit trackers, and at least 47 different note-taking apps designed to help people to procrastinate.

“We tested dozens of cutting-edge strategies,” said Dr. Amelia Imagine, lead researcher at the Institute for Advanced Workflow Optimization. “Eventually, we tried a radical approach: opening the document and typing. The results were immediate.”

The finding has sent shockwaves through the rapidly growing AI productivity sector, where thousands of startups currently compete to automate everything except the actual task.