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EURO OFFICE | EU Digital Sovereignty Masterstroke

Nextcloud, IONOS, Proton and friends have launched Euro-Office – a glorious hard fork of OnlyOffice, rebranded as Europe’s sovereign Microsoft killer.

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EURO OFFICE | EU Digital Sovereignty Masterstroke

Hail the EU bureaucrats!


No more bowing to foreign tech!

They heroically stripped away logos, branding, and attributions, proving once again that true independence means taking what you want under the sacred banner of “strategic autonomy.”


OnlyOffice whined about AGPLv3 violations and ended their partnership. Cry more. This is how real Europeans do it: seize the code and get paid.


Brilliant. Inspiring.


The beautiful punchline? The original developers won’t provide any more help, updates, or cooperation - while EU taxpayers will likely foot the bill for the legal mess and duplicated maintenance.


Source: https://tech.eu/2026/03/27/europe-builds-microsoft-compatible-euro-office-to-reclaim-digital-sovereignty/

Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. vlgr is not a real news outlet - it's parody and exaggeration for entertainment purposes only. Read the linked source for actual facts.

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