Israel |BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu Dies For the 7th Time This Month

The latest demise was confirmed (again) via a viral 12-second video.

Internet detectives immediately flagged the footage as fake because his hand displayed a scandalously normal five fingers instead of the expected six.

Israeli authorities confirmed they will no longer investigate reports of his death.

Global reactions poured in, ranging from concern to mild fatigue.

Several international courts expressed disappointment, noting that repeated digital deaths have made it “logistically difficult” to prosecute anything at all.

“At this point, we’re not even sure which version to indict,” one official admitted.

As of press time, three new viral videos of Netanyahu’s “final moments” had already surfaced online, one of which experts described as “the most convincing one yet, aside from the fact that he briefly turned into a cat.”

100% satire. Bibi is still PM, the barista is still making lattes, and the coffee video is real… we think. ☕😂