SPACE | Aliens Launch Formal UN Complaint Against Elon Musk for “Galactic Gentrification”

Dark Side of the Moon, Lunar Crater 47-B - In what may become the first documented case of interstellar NIMBYism, alien residents of the Moon have filed an urgent human rights complaint after Elon Musk and his Optimus robot workforce turned their quiet backyard into a massive electromagnetic mass driver construction zone for xAI’s future petawatt-scale AI factories.

“We’ve put up with a lot,” said a visibly frustrated spokesperson for the Grey-Reptilian Alliance, adjusting his tiny tin-foil hat. “ That’s where we draw the line. Our saucer parking is ruined, our probe-livestock are terrified, and lunar real estate prices have officially cratered.”

The complaint - formally addressed to both the United Nations Human Rights Council and the Galactic Federation (just to cover all bases) - accuses Musk of unauthorized colonization, “extreme disruption of the lunar vibe,” and violating several interplanetary noise ordinances that technically don’t exist yet.

More updates as this lunar property war develops. Saucers may or may not be involved.

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