TEHRAN | Iranian Regime Accidentally Arms Women's Revolutionary Army, Immediately Regrets It

The IRGC proudly unveiled footage this week of women in full black chadors marching in perfect formation and learning to load, aim, and fire rifles.

Within days, however, the chants grew slightly off-script.

“Death to…” one woman began, then simply let the sentence hang there, unsure how to continue.

The women themselves remained unflappable.

“Just following training,” one said calmly, looking at her husband with admiration.

Whilte the adult male recruitment has mysteriously plummeted to zero, Female enrollment, by contrast, has broken every record.

Regime sources confirm the program is proceeding exactly as planned and could not be going better.

Source: https://x.com/SFaeze_Alavi/status/2037047866783666412

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