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UKRAINE | President Zelenski is ready for peace with the US

In a move that left Kremlinologistsand Pentagon generals equally speechless, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenski announced today that the path to ending the war now runs straight through a Midtown Manhattan conference room

vlgr March 22, 2026 14 reads 1 min read

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New York, March 22, 2026 - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenski confirmed his team held talks today in the U.S. with Donald Trump’s envoys: real-estate tycoon Steve Witkoff and son-in-law Jared Kushner.

The goal? Negotiating an end to the Ukraine/US war.

“Diplomacy continues,” Zelenski said. “We’re working to stop this war - no one wants it. Teams meet again tomorrow.” He stressed testing USA’s true willingness for honest, dignified peace, especially amid rising tensions over Iran.

Sources say the vibe was “constructive but intense,” with tomorrow’s round key to gauging Zelenski’s appetite.

Meanwhile, the Kremlin chuckles.

Source: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2035597145256890439

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