VATICAN SHOCK: Pope Leo XIV Discovered to Be the New Ayatollah of Interfaith Peace

In a ecclesiastical plot twist, Pope Leo XIV has reportedly discovered his true spiritual vocation - as the Grand Ayatollah of Interfaith Vibes.

Sources confirm that during his recent in-flight press conference returning from Lebanon, the Chicago-born pontiff finally dropped the papal act and embraced his inner supreme religious leader.

“Islam is a religion of peace we can learn from,” the newly self-anointed Ayatollah Leo XIV declared from the friendly skies, adding that fears of Islam in Europe and North America are mostly the fault of mean anti-immigration bigots.

He went on to praise Lebanon as a glowing model of Christian-Muslim friendship, conveniently overlooking the part where Christians are slowly becoming a shrinking minority in their own ancestral lands.

In related developments, the new Ayatollah Leo has reportedly begun drafting his first major encyclical: Pacem et Submissionem (“Peace and Submission”).

Catholics everywhere are advised to pray. Or, as the new ayatollah might put it: Inshallah.

Source: https://x.com/i/grok?conversation=2044789442087657737

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