Breaking | Governments Scrap all Digital ID Plans Effective Immediately.

“Why burn trillions herding cattle into facial scans and blockchain collars,” smirked a bureaucrat sipping taxpayer-funded latte, “when eager keyboard warriors will self-dox at 68% recall and 90% precision?"

The process is brutally simple: the LLM extracts personal facts from your posts, embeds them, then searches and reasons across platforms like Reddit and LinkedIn to match you to your real identity.

Welcome to Voluntary Self-Doxxing™ - where privacy dies with your next post.

The LLM just concluded: you’re not a privacy-conscious user.

You’re a house cat.

Please continue meowing.

Source: https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.16800