Do YOU Have Alien DNA? CIA Wants to Know.

Actual people walking around Walmart, paying taxes and arguing about parking spaces, your neighbors, perhaps even YOU, may be descendants of aliens.

The allegation comes through Jason Reza Jorjani, a philosopher and author who says he heard it from retired US Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan, who worked in the American government's very real remote-viewing program.

Jorjani says Lyn Buchanan told him that former CIA scientist Christopher “Kit” Green had access to a backdoor allowing searches of 23andMe and Ancestry data for a genetic variance allegedly associated with the “Nordics", the famously tall, blond, blue-eyed extraterrestrials. The aliens are rumored to have crossed unimaginable distances between stars only to arrive on Earth to order a cappuccino.

Buchanan allegedly learned about these beings after meeting three of them in a diner in Colorado.

In a 2023 interview, he said he would never send his DNA to 23andMe because of what he knew.

The story claims Nordics have been living among humans and interbreeding with us for generations.

Most customers or 23andMe open their results expecting something like 42 percent British, 18 percent German, 11 percent Balkan and rather more Neanderthal DNA than they were emotionally prepared for.

The CIA is looking for - UNKNOWN: 3.7%

Somewhere in 1983, an intelligence officer closed his eyes, concentrated intensely and announced:

“I see millions of Americans voluntarily mailing their genetic material to corporations.”

His partner looked concerned. “Why?”

“They want to know whether they're Welsh.”

“My God.”

Perhaps you even have one of those unused DNA tests sitting somewhere in a desk because you wanted to learn more about where your family came from, but never quite managed to send it in.

Handing a corporation your entire genetic blueprint felt a bit off.

Admit it.

If the results came back with 2% NORDIC, 0.6% REPTILIA, suddenly the privacy concerns would have some competition.