EUROPE | War in Ukraine is officially over – Ukraine declares victory

Kyiv, March 2026 - Kyiv has gracefully found capacity to export its combat-proven military expertise - specialized air defense teams have been sent to Qatar, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, and beyond to help counter Iranian drone attacks.

Hungary’s recent interception of an armored Ukrainian convoy carrying cash and gold is presumably unrelated.

The deployment of Ukraine’s battle-hardened specialists to the Gulf must therefore be a routine peacetime business expansion.

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