Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

Explosions were reported across Karaj, including Mehrshahr and Gohardasht, alongside direct hits on the B1 bridge and nearby rail lines west of Tehran.

Officials insist there is no contradiction.

“These events are not violations of the ceasefire,” a spokesman stated. “They are the actions of an unknown extraterrestrial force whose motives remain unclear.”

When asked which branch of government he represented, the spokesman paused.

“All of them,” he replied.

Authorities emphasized that no regional actors were involved, specifically ruling out the United Arab Emirates.

The government has announced the formation of a new task force:

“Committee for the Study of Recurrent Non-Human Strategic Events.”

At press time, officials reiterated that the ceasefire remains “unbroken,” and Iran has not only won the war, but also the peace, the moral high ground, and apparently first contact with interstellar civilizations.”

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