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MIDDLE EAST | UAE Achieves Instant Climate Hero Status! Production Now ZERO – Planet Saved! 🌍

In a move that's left Greta Thunberg speechless , the United Arab Emirates has proudly announced that its natural gas production has dropped to a glorious, pristine ZERO.

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Major facilities like Habshan and Shah were temporarily "suspended" for "maintenance".

Officials beamed: "We're not just net-zero by 2050 anymore – we're zero-zero TODAY!

Environmentalists worldwide are popping champagne.

Oil prices skyrocketing? That's just the sound of a celebrating planet!

Truly, the Middle East is leading the green revolution, while Europe is in for a raw awakening (but who cares).

Source: https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2034508793078304820?s=20

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