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vlgr Jul 7, 2026

Paranoid Pensioner Klaus Schwab - My TV Is Listening… Give Me My Davos Job Back

Klaus Schwab has apparently had it with modern technology. According to reports, the 88-year-old founder of the World Economic Forum recently discovered a listening device in his home office in Geneva and promptly filed a criminal complaint with the authorities. Days later, he sent letters to the WEF board demanding an advisory role that would let him influence the selection of future leadership - complete with a list of conditions and legal threats.

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vlgr Jun 29, 2026

EU tapping into circular economy - Every Failed Shirt Deserves A European Consumer

EU Turns Textile Waste Into Consumer Choice - A new ban on destroying unsold clothes will help large companies reduce waste by finding new European homes for garments that had already been rejected elsewhere, with absolutely no guarantee of a better price.

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vlgr Jun 25, 2026

Plebs Demand Digital ID and Chat Control to Read Leaders’ Signal Messages

Concerned citizens across Europe are calling for urgent child-safety scanning, identity verification, and transparency controls on private political group chats, after discovering that some of the continent’s most powerful leaders have allegedly been coordinating political strategy in a private Signal group.

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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

Europe’s Cultural Enrichment Program Delivers: Ancient Beheading Rituals Make a Triumphant Comeback

The real cultural exchange is happening on the streets. From a quiet suburb near Florence to the avenues of Belfast, new arrivals are generously reintroducing Europe to a time-honored practice that predates the Enlightenment, the guillotine, and whatever “human rights” nonsense we used to believe in.

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vlgr Jun 7, 2026

Tesla Denies Warranty Claim After Roadster Found To Be 140 Million Miles From Nearest Service Center

AUSTIN, TX - Tesla has officially denied a warranty claim on Elon Musk’s 2008 Roadster after technicians determined the vehicle was “slightly outside the approved service area,” by which they meant it is currently orbiting the sun.

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vlgr May 29, 2026

EU Fines Temu €200 Million for the Crime of Selling Socks Europeans Actually Want

Brussels, 28 May 2026 – In the middle of a ferocious scramble to multiply its next seven-year budget, the European Commission has hit Chinese marketplace Temu with a €200 million fine under the Digital Services Act.

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vlgr May 15, 2026

Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Crew Airlifts 47 Tons of Pancake Makeup to Make Lupita Nyong’o “Historically Accurate” as Helen of Troy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - To silence critics of Christopher Nolan’s race-swapped The Odyssey, production has reportedly diverted three cargo planes full of industrial-grade foundation, bronzer, and “Caucasian Glow” highlighter to the set, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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vlgr Apr 17, 2026

Europeans Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief: Thank God, We Can Finally Skip the Mandatory Mediterranean Flex

Brussels, April 17, 2026 – For decades, the unspoken rule of European summer has been crystal clear: if you don’t post a sunset photo from a Greek island, a Spanish costa, or an Italian cliffside with a €14 Aperol Spritz in hand, did you even have a summer? With jet fuel shortages grounding flights in around 6 weeks, millions have found themselves freed from the annual obligation.

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vlgr Mar 22, 2026

AFGHANISTAN | Taliban Reveals New Beauty Standards

The Taliban announced today that the path to true women’s empowerment now runs straight through limiting vision to one eye