# HANTAVIRUS

A New Pandemic Just Dropped – And the Same COVID All-Stars Are Back on Tour

Pack up the sourdough starters and dust off the good sweatpants, folks - the gang’s all here again! Just when we thought society might force us to touch grass forever, Andes virus (ANDV) has graciously stepped up to deliver the sequel we’ve all been quietly manifesting.

Gain-of-Function: Because Nature Was Taking Too Long

The pandemic preparedness industry teaches viruses new tricks, calls it safety, loses a few samples, ships the occasional live pathogen, and then asks the public to not panic - stay calm, roll up your sleeve, and give up a few more freedoms for the greater good... and by the way, there are massive profits to be made. A longer read.

WHO’s Latest Gift to the Plebs: Another Apocalyptic Scare, Courtesy of a Rat-Infested Cruise Ship

The WHO, that noble humanitarian body perpetually one budget cycle away from bankruptcy - especially now that the US has left and other countries eyeing the exit door - has once again stepped up to serve: a fresh, made-to-order apocalyptic scare, this time they’ve delivered it gift-wrapped on a floating retirement home called the MV Hondius.

Big Pharma Stocks Plummet as UN Exercise Reveals Next Pandemic Is Bacterial: "Our mRNA Can't Fix That"

NEW YORK - In a stunning new development that has left pharmaceutical executives reaching for their emergency ventilators, Moderna and Pfizer have reportedly filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after the United Nations and WHO's latest pandemic simulation exercise, Exercise Polaris II, confirmed the next global health crisis will be caused by a bacterium rather than a virus.