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vlgr May 29, 2026

Extraterrestrials Livid After White House “Alien” Page Reveals It Was Never About Them

Zeta Reticuli / Washington, D.C. – 29 May 2026 The Galactic Federation has issued a formal diplomatic protest to the Trump administration after the White House’s much-hyped “alien disclosure” page turned out to be nothing more than a border security meme.

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vlgr May 27, 2026

Germany | Social Media Platforms Delighted to Algorithmically Embrace Our Beloved State Broadcasters!

To “protect media plurality” (a phrase that fills every true German heart with joy), the 14 diligent state media regulators have leaked a fresh, forward-thinking proposal: social media platforms MUST algorithmically boost “trusted” outlets like ARD, ZDF, and a select handful of approved legacy players.

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vlgr May 22, 2026

Google Publishes Browser Exploit Early So Hackers Don’t Have To Waste Time Finding It Themselves

Google released working exploit details for a serious Chromium vulnerability before offering a fix, possibly turning your $2,000 gaming PC into a loyal, always-on foot soldier for whoever feels like borrowing your bandwidth.

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vlgr May 15, 2026

Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Crew Airlifts 47 Tons of Pancake Makeup to Make Lupita Nyong’o “Historically Accurate” as Helen of Troy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - To silence critics of Christopher Nolan’s race-swapped The Odyssey, production has reportedly diverted three cargo planes full of industrial-grade foundation, bronzer, and “Caucasian Glow” highlighter to the set, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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vlgr Apr 1, 2026

BREAKING: Michelle Yeoh is replacing Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape

After intense fan backlash over "Black Snape," producers decided to go in a completely different direction.