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Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tucker Carlson reportedly paused mid-monologue Tuesday after being interrupted by what witnesses described as “a slightly older, more ominous version of himself” stepping through a faintly humming portal behind the studio desk.

SPACE | Aliens Abruptly U-Turn Toward Earth After Realizing Strait of Hormuz Blockade Is Peak Entertainment

In a stunning course correction that has astronomers muttering "wait, what?", the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS has reportedly abandoned its outbound trajectory and is now slingshotting back toward Earth at a suspiciously chill 4.20 km/s.

BREAKING: Michelle Yeoh is replacing Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape

After intense fan backlash over "Black Snape," producers decided to go in a completely different direction.

MEDIA | British Racism Finally Presented Properly: New Harry Potter Series Makes Severus Snape Black

HBO’s new Harry Potter series has race-swapped Severus Snape to deep brown skin and a defiant afro, finally letting British audiences experience institutional racism “properly.”

EU is finally embracing the thoroughly necessary Chat Control, four backward states are still blocking it

23 enlightened member states know what's good for us - client-side scanning of every private WhatsApp, Signal photo, and family meme on your phone - before it's even encrypted.

MEDIA | Rare Outbreak of Bigotry: Q of the Continuum Cancels Starfleet Academy

Q of the Continuum: “Even I’m embarrassed for you mortals. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations does not substitute a plot.”

SPACE | Aliens Launch Formal UN Complaint Against Elon Musk for “Galactic Gentrification”

alien residents of the Moon have filed an urgent human rights complaint

TECH | Europe rolls out beaming technology to avoid collapse

Brussels - European experts announced a breakthrough in quantum beaming just as TTF gas prices surged 50-85%.

Israel |BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu Dies For the 7th Time This Month

With Bibi now disqualified as “a persistent deepfake entity,” the Knesset moved at lightning speed to fill the power vacuum. The unanimous choice? The barista who become a global hero.

BREAKING | Scientists discover new productivity hack

In what experts are calling the most disruptive breakthrough, researchers announced Monday that the most effective way to finish tasks is simply doing the work.