# TURKEY

# TURKEY

vlgr Jun 4, 2026

US-Iranian Millionaire Exporting US Tech to Iran Finally Nailed for Creative Tax Filing

Newport Coast, California - Federal agents swooped in yesterday and arrested Jamshid Ghomi, a 63-year-old dual U.S.-Iranian citizen, right outside his palatial $35 million mansion in one of Orange County’s most exclusive zip codes. Not the decade-long scheme to funnel sophisticated American networking, security, and encryption gear straight to Iran’s military and nuclear weapons program. No - the feds finally got him for subverting taxes.

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vlgr Jun 2, 2026

Erdogan Calls Trump to Congratulate Him on “Historic” Deal With the Terrorists Who Tried to Murder His Daughter

In a touching display of Middle Eastern statesmanship, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan reportedly called Donald Trump to congratulate him on the “very productive” nuclear negotiations with the Iranian regime - the same regime whose proxies just got caught plotting to assassinate Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

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vlgr May 28, 2026

EU Taxpayers Ecstatic: €11.1 Billion in Humanitarian Aid Swiftly Delivered to Authoritarian Playgrounds Since Von der Leyen Took Over

The European Union has just unveiled its shiny new “humanitarian diplomacy” framework. Announced yesterday by the European External Action Service, this masterstroke costed €11.1 billion of EU taxpayers’ money since Ursula von der Leyen became Commission President in December 2019.

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vlgr May 19, 2026

EU’s Greatest Hits: Turkey Drops ‘Blue Homeland’ Bombshell, Cyprus President Pleads for Someone - Anyone - To Grow a Spine

Turkey is set to introduce a new “Blue Homeland” bill in its parliament in early June 2026. The legislation aims to codify Turkey’s unilateral maritime jurisdiction claims, including expansive Exclusive Economic Zones (EEZs) - areas that are unequivocally Greek and Cypriot under the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, as Athens, Nicosia, and every international legal expert not suffering from Ankara-induced delusions have repeatedly made crystal clear.

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vlgr Apr 14, 2026

Muslims in the EU – or How to Lie with Statistics

100% fact-based satirical guide to demographic sleight-of-hand, or why Europe’s “enrichment” plan has a receipt signed by Merkel & von der Leyen

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vlgr Mar 28, 2026

ISTANBUL | Hamas Is Not A Terrorist Organization, Just A Very Misunderstood Rocket Enthusiast Club

In the spirit of bold diplomacy - and what officials might generously classify as applied science and engineering - Turkey’s intelligence chief İbrahim Kalın welcomed Hamas leaders to Istanbul this week for what were described as “frank and constructive discussions.”

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vlgr Mar 14, 2026

TURKEY | Turkey Announces Modest Self-Defense Plan Involving Occupation Of Several Neighboring Countries

NATO's Finest: "If Israel Attacks, We'll Heroically Occupy Cyprus, Half the Aegean, and Maybe Jerusalem Too"

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vlgr Mar 13, 2026

DIPLOMACY | António Guterres Receives Atatürk Peace Award

UN Secretary-General António Guterres announced he had been awarded the Atatürk International Peace Award, presented by Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.