MEDIA | Rare Outbreak of Bigotry: Q of the Continuum Cancels Starfleet Academy

Q of the Continuum materialized today in a flash of light with a full mariachi band behind him. He took one look at Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, rolled his eyes in disgust, and waved the show out of existence.

Paramount execs’ open letter:

“That incomparable vision was fueled by an inexhaustible optimism. Star Trek places its bet on the best in human nature. It dares to imagine a society of ‘infinite diversity in infinite combinations,’ free of war, hate, poverty, disease, and repression, and dedicated to the spirit of scientific inquiry and respect for all life, whether carbon or silicon-based, green-skinned or blue.”

Which, in practice, meant infinite pronouns in Klingon, safe spaces, and trauma processing.

“Tragically, intolerant fans demanded competent stories and actual adventures. Bigotry won.”, a source has commented.

The letter closed: “We’ll keep creating visions this unevolved galaxy doesn’t deserve.”

Resistance is futile.

Source: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/starfleet-academy-canceled-1236544496/