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vlgr Jun 11, 2026

EU Migration Pact Begins Tomorrow, Turning Europe’s Migration Crisis Into A Subscription Plan

From 12 June 2026, the EU’s new solidarity mechanism becomes fully operational, marking the moment Brussels finally admits what everyone already knows: almost nobody wants to take anyone in anymore.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

EU Commission Drops Draft Lego Redistribution Budget for 2027: €199.9 Billion - Winners and Losers

Brussels proudly unveils its colourful tower of taxpayer bricks. The giant orange "Cohesion, Resilience and Values" block devours €75.8 billion - perfect for NGOs, gender programmes, migration projects and keeping reluctant members and sheeple in line. Welcome to EU-style redistribution with Lego and a side of communism.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

EU Proposes New Tax on the Few Euros You Somehow Still Have Left

After decades of world-class extraction, Brussels identifies the final untapped resource: whatever pathetic crumbs remain under your mattress. Member states will of course be obligated to adopt it.

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vlgr Jun 9, 2026

Starmer Declares War on European Summer: Your Phone Now Scans Every Bikini and Calls It Child Porn

Client-side scanning on every UK phone, default on. Holiday snaps, beach photos, family holidays in Spain - all getting checked. Nothing protects children like turning the entire population’s cameras into state snitches. Meanwhile the real grooming networks partied for years while the authorities were busy not being racist.

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vlgr Jun 7, 2026

EU Accidentally Builds Digital Social Credit System That Cannot Be Used For Surveillance

Brussels officials reassured citizens that the new architecture is completely safe, because no single institution will monitor everything at once unless future legislation, emergency powers, banking rules, private contractors or law enforcement require it.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Vatican Encyclical Declares War on Skynet, Prescribes Expanded State Control as Remedy

The Vatican has finally noticed artificial intelligence. Humanity needed Rome to confirm that building thinking machines for billionaires, militaries, and advertising companies might not end in world piece. In Magnifica Humanitas, Pope Leo XIV looks at the rise of AI and essentially says: this is not a tool, this is Skynet in a Patagonia vest.

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vlgr May 14, 2026

The Great Firewall of Europe: How Brussels Plans to Turn Your “Voluntary” Bluesky Clone into a Government-Tied Digital Soul

Welcome, friends, to the Great Firewall of Europe - not the crude Chinese kind with DNS poisoning, but a sophisticated, bureaucratic, cookie-banner-covered soft wall built on “voluntary” infrastructure, device attestation, and the gentle threat of losing access to your bank account if you don’t play along.

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vlgr May 7, 2026

Thank Goodness Ursula von der Leyen Has Noticed The Private Savings of EU Citizens

At Davos in 2025, the Commission President explained the tragedy with admirable clarity: hundreds of billions of euros in European family savings are being invested abroad every year. Not placed gently into a strategic EU framework with a twelve-page annex. This cannot stand.

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vlgr May 7, 2026

WHO’s Latest Gift to the Plebs: Another Apocalyptic Scare, Courtesy of a Rat-Infested Cruise Ship

The WHO, that noble humanitarian body perpetually one budget cycle away from bankruptcy - especially now that the US has left and other countries eyeing the exit door - has once again stepped up to serve: a fresh, made-to-order apocalyptic scare, this time they’ve delivered it gift-wrapped on a floating retirement home called the MV Hondius.

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vlgr May 6, 2026

Big Pharma Stocks Plummet as UN Exercise Reveals Next Pandemic Is Bacterial: "Our mRNA Can't Fix That"

NEW YORK - In a stunning new development that has left pharmaceutical executives reaching for their emergency ventilators, Moderna and Pfizer have reportedly filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after the United Nations and WHO's latest pandemic simulation exercise, Exercise Polaris II, confirmed the next global health crisis will be caused by a bacterium rather than a virus.