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Muslims in the EU – or How to Lie with Statistics

100% fact-based satirical guide to demographic sleight-of-hand, or why Europe’s “enrichment” plan has a receipt signed by Merkel & von der Leyen

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

Europe Celebrates Historic Achievement Of Alienating Literally Every Ally At Once

BRUSSELS - European leaders thrilled after finally driving the United States, the UK, and even their own Eastern European neighbors to the brink.

Austria Expands Record-Breaking Welfare State to Save Our Democracy™

In a genius strategy to shield "OUR DEMOCRACY" from the horrors of right-wing populism, Austria – already the undisputed OECD champion with a massive 31.6% of GDP in public social spending (well above the ~21% OECD average) – is doubling up even more!

GERMANY | Historical Deal - Syrians Return Home

Syria's interim President Ahmed al-Sharaa (better known to his old fans as the jihadi-turned-statesman Abu Mohammed al-Jolani) touched down in Berlin yesterday for talks with Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

AFGHANISTAN | Taliban Reveals New Beauty Standards

The Taliban announced today that the path to true women’s empowerment now runs straight through limiting vision to one eye

GERMANY | Can The German Democracy Only Be Saved With the Help of The New Citizens?

In a stunning revelation that's sure to warm the hearts of progressives everywhere, former Chancellor Angela Merkel has basically admitted her migrant masterplan

TURKEY | Turkey Announces Modest Self-Defense Plan Involving Occupation Of Several Neighboring Countries

NATO's Finest: "If Israel Attacks, We'll Heroically Occupy Cyprus, Half the Aegean, and Maybe Jerusalem Too"

GERMANY | Germany Reportedly Prepares for 400,000 Palestinian Refugees – Strategic Humanitarianism

According to circulating reports, Chancellor Friedrich Merz has asked ministries to draft contingency plans for the possible arrival of up to 400,000 Palestinian refugees should the Middle East conflict escalate further.

DIPLOMACY | António Guterres Receives Atatürk Peace Award

UN Secretary-General António Guterres announced he had been awarded the Atatürk International Peace Award, presented by Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.