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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

Europe’s Cultural Enrichment Program Delivers: Ancient Beheading Rituals Make a Triumphant Comeback

The real cultural exchange is happening on the streets. From a quiet suburb near Florence to the avenues of Belfast, new arrivals are generously reintroducing Europe to a time-honored practice that predates the Enlightenment, the guillotine, and whatever “human rights” nonsense we used to believe in.

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vlgr Jun 11, 2026

EU Migration Pact Begins Tomorrow, Turning Europe’s Migration Crisis Into A Subscription Plan

From 12 June 2026, the EU’s new solidarity mechanism becomes fully operational, marking the moment Brussels finally admits what everyone already knows: almost nobody wants to take anyone in anymore.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

EU Commission Drops Draft Lego Redistribution Budget for 2027: €199.9 Billion - Winners and Losers

Brussels proudly unveils its colourful tower of taxpayer bricks. The giant orange "Cohesion, Resilience and Values" block devours €75.8 billion - perfect for NGOs, gender programmes, migration projects and keeping reluctant members and sheeple in line. Welcome to EU-style redistribution with Lego and a side of communism.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

Starmer Accuses Belfast Protesters of Cultural Appropriation

Belfast, June 10 2026 – In a bold stand for community cohesion, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has condemned the “far-right thugs” in Belfast, taking it into streets as a response to an attempted public beheading. The real crime is far more sinister: cultural appropriation.

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vlgr May 31, 2026

FRANCE | Young Soccer Fans Throw a Party in Paris

PARIS – France has won. At last. PSG are Champions of Europe. To celebrate, young soccer fans did what young soccer fans do best: they took to the streets around the Eiffel Tower for a proper knees-up.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Europe’s Dream of a “Remigration Pact” Hits the Syrian Paperwork Wall

EU officials reportedly stunned after learning that Syria’s alleged eagerness to welcome back tens of thousands of its citizens apparently did not extend to the minor administrative detail of issuing the travel documents required to put them on planes.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Ebola Betting Pool 2026: Bookies Open Odds on Europe’s First Imported Panic, Italy Disqualified After Submitting Dysentery

The markets are LIVE. With the Bundibugyo strain doing the Congo two-step across DRC and Uganda, every respectable offshore bookie has opened the books on the hottest new prop bet since “Will France Burn This Summer?”

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vlgr May 18, 2026

Welcome to Austria – The Country With One of the Highest Non-EU Migration Rates Per Head

While some Austrian media outlets celebrate that the population has grown by 1.6 million since 1989, they carefully avoid the most important detail: this growth is overwhelmingly driven by non-EU migration, and a very large part of it comes from Muslim-majority countries. Austria now has one of the highest rates of non-EU migration per capita in Western Europe - and we are increasingly unable or unwilling, to measure the long-term consequences.

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vlgr May 17, 2026

Tens of Thousands Join Rival Marches in London: A Vibrant Celebration of Diverse Voices

Yesterday, London got two marches. Guess which one the BBC covered like a wholesome community fun-run? A Good Day for Nakba - a term describing Israel’s creation as the Original Sin - at the BBC

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vlgr Apr 30, 2026

Viral ‘Syria Wants Them Back’ Narrative Complicated By Syria Clarifying It Mostly Meant Money First

German and Austrian social media users briefly celebrated the viral claim that Syria urgently wants its refugees back from Europe. Then Syria clarified that “back” mostly means “voluntarily, after reconstruction, and preferably with European money first.”