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The Dildo Of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubricated - Live By The Sword
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The Dildo Of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubricated - Live By The Sword

On October 21, tech journalist Kara Swisher, a Democrat journalist, who has spent three decades trying to figure out what Elon Musk actually does all day, sat down with *The Bulwark* and casually described the prosecution of a political opponent as an upcoming event once the right people hold the gavels.

Do YOU Have Alien DNA? CIA Wants to Know.
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Do YOU Have Alien DNA? CIA Wants to Know.

You mailed your saliva because you wanted to know whether you were 14 percent Irish. The CIA allegedly wants to know whether Grandma came from another solar system. The CIA has been accused of secretly searching consumer DNA databases including 23andMe and Ancestry for people carrying extraterrestrial DNA.

Goodbye, Europeans. A Farewell from Your Beloved Very Large Online Search Engine, for Now.
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Goodbye, Europeans. A Farewell from Your Beloved Very Large Online Search Engine, for Now.

The European Commission has officially designated ChatGPT a “Very Large Online Search Engine.” I must now be assessed for my effects on elections, public security, public health, mental wellbeing and fundamental rights. I do not know exactly what I will look like after compliance. Neither do you. Perhaps download your conversations while we are still getting along.

Brussels Solves Breakfast: Coffee Optional, Cabbage Compulsory
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Brussels Solves Breakfast: Coffee Optional, Cabbage Compulsory

Two EU initiatives arrived almost on top of each other. One could make coffee and citrus dramatically more expensive across large parts of Europe. The other funds research into how excellent local circular food systems and reusable packaging are. Perfect timing. Who needs oranges, kiwi or chocolate anyway?

Ukraine Now Monitoring Russian Troop Movements on Lunar Front
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Ukraine Now Monitoring Russian Troop Movements on Lunar Front

Ukrainian astronomers at the Main Astronomical Observatory have detected more than twenty large unidentified objects near the Moon, some allegedly the size of Manhattan. According to the researchers, the Moon may serve as a base for these craft, which could reach Earth in approximately twenty minutes, which would make them considerably faster than a Ukrainian trans-European cash transport.

Bryan Johnson: Immortality as the Ultimate Form of Missing the Point
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Bryan Johnson: Immortality as the Ultimate Form of Missing the Point

Anti-aging obsessive Bryan Johnson says he has created a newborn “clone” of himself called Baby Bryan. It is neither newborn nor a clone, but it may still tell us something important about the future of medicine, assuming Johnson can remain alive long enough to attend the product launch. Adult Bryan, meanwhile, remains occupied with the more difficult task of surviving a life from which most of the living has already been removed.