Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tucker Carlson reportedly paused mid-monologue Tuesday after being interrupted by what witnesses described as “a slightly older, more ominous version of himself” stepping through a faintly humming portal behind the studio desk.
Exclusive: Asmodeus Breaks His Silence - "Tucker Carlson? Never Met the Guy." Asmodeus, expressed visible annoyance at being linked to Carlson's long-form interview with Father Chad Ripperger.
BREAKING: Michelle Yeoh is replacing Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape After intense fan backlash over "Black Snape," producers decided to go in a completely different direction.
MEDIA | Rare Outbreak of Bigotry: Q of the Continuum Cancels Starfleet Academy Q of the Continuum: “Even I’m embarrassed for you mortals. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations does not substitute a plot.”
US | Career Change: From Fox Star to Intelligence Asset Tucker Carlson scans the horizon for his next big scoop.
