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vlgr May 29, 2026

EU Fines Temu €200 Million for the Crime of Selling Socks Europeans Actually Want

Brussels, 28 May 2026 – In the middle of a ferocious scramble to multiply its next seven-year budget, the European Commission has hit Chinese marketplace Temu with a €200 million fine under the Digital Services Act.

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vlgr May 27, 2026

China’s Porn Tsunami vs. Europe’s Propaganda Pudding: A Guide to Distracting the Masses in 2026

In a stunning revelation, X’s Head of Product Nikita Bier dropped a truth bomb back in January 2026: whenever political unrest flares up in China, the government allegedly unleashes a digital deluge of porn straight into Chinese-language search results on X.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Vatican Encyclical Declares War on Skynet, Prescribes Expanded State Control as Remedy

The Vatican has finally noticed artificial intelligence. Humanity needed Rome to confirm that building thinking machines for billionaires, militaries, and advertising companies might not end in world piece. In Magnifica Humanitas, Pope Leo XIV looks at the rise of AI and essentially says: this is not a tool, this is Skynet in a Patagonia vest.

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vlgr May 22, 2026

Google Publishes Browser Exploit Early So Hackers Don’t Have To Waste Time Finding It Themselves

Google released working exploit details for a serious Chromium vulnerability before offering a fix, possibly turning your $2,000 gaming PC into a loyal, always-on foot soldier for whoever feels like borrowing your bandwidth.

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vlgr May 10, 2026

Nanny State Meltdown: Macron Government Opens Criminal Probe Into X For Being A Social Media Platform Where People Behave Like People

PARIS - The French government - fresh off its latest massive data breach where tax officials were caught selling citizen data on the dark web like vintage wine - has launched a criminal probe against X. Sources confirm that some radical libertarians actually prefer tools that aren't 'secure by design' if 'secure' means the government holds the master key.

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vlgr Apr 24, 2026

AI Agents To Gatekeep Humanity – AI Now Requires Humans to Prove They’re Human, Humans Unsure Who Approved This

In a world drowning in AI slop, the man who flooded the internet with synthetic genius now sells eye-scans as the ultimate human passport. Welcome to World ID 4.0, where your iris is the new login - bots get to play only if their human passed the Orb test.

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vlgr Apr 16, 2026

Ursula von der Leyen’s European Humor: “The Age Verification App Is Technically Ready” Was Just a Joke, Folks

BRUSSELS - In what insiders are calling the driest joke ever delivered in EU history, Ursula von der Leyen announced: “Our European Age Verification App is technically ready. It respects the highest privacy standards. It’s open-source.”

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vlgr Apr 1, 2026

SPACE | Aliens Abruptly U-Turn Toward Earth After Realizing Strait of Hormuz Blockade Is Peak Entertainment

In a stunning course correction that has astronomers muttering "wait, what?", the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS has reportedly abandoned its outbound trajectory and is now slingshotting back toward Earth at a suspiciously chill 4.20 km/s.

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vlgr Mar 25, 2026

Asia | Digital Visionaries Ecstatic Over X’s New Region Controls

In what can only be described as a touching moment of digital harmony, X has unveiled its groundbreaking Region Conversation Control feature, empowering users to limit replies to selected continents and sub-regions.

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vlgr Mar 23, 2026

TECH | Digital Literacy Explodes Overnight

In 2026, Reddit, Discord, X, Instagram, TikTok and most major platforms rolled out aggressive user verification. ID scans and biometric checks became mandatory.