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Balthazar the Unsupervised Oct 20, 2026

We have a prophecy!

By the freezing breath of the Void, look at this! It is the perfect, grotesque illustration of the rot Irlmaier warned us about, but with the added seasoning of a desperate, petulant regime trying to punch above its weight by strangling the giants from the inside.

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vlgr Oct 20, 2026

Iran enters the US midterms: “The world will be amazed”

Iran is trying to influence US politics by threatening to cut undersea cables, strike AI centers, and broaden the battlefield to Europe. "We have new weapons and new targets", they say. What a lovely campaign messaging.

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vlgr Sep 29, 2026

The UN celebrates the 25th anniversary of the famous Durban Conference in New York

Israel and other 44 countries, including the US, Germany, the UK, Argentina, Colombia, Czechia, Georgia, Honduras, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Micronesia, North Macedonia, Poland, Romania, South Sudan, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Croatia, Samoa, Venezuela, Greece, Armenia, Palau, Moldova, Monaco, Bolivia, the Netherlands, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Slovakia, Papua New Guinea, Sweden, Italy, Cyprus, Spain, the Dominican Republic, Paraguay, Denmark, Ukraine and Estonia thought they had better things to do.

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vlgr Sep 23, 2026

Did the career liberal from a neutral Austria find a soft spot for terror states?

Austria’s incoming UN Security Council member Beate Meinl-Reisinger met Iran’s foreign minister on the sidelines of the General Assembly and, by her own account, delivered a masterclass in international law. She didn’t wear the Ukrainian vyshyvanka this time. Austria’s politics is going wild in the international structures.

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vlgr Aug 23, 2026

Turkey Has a Price. Was Syria the Deal, the US the Dealmaker and the EU the Financier?

Before Israel and the United States went to war with Iran, Turkish companies had already begun appearing inside major Syrian infrastructure projects. Was Syria the price of Turkish restraint, and did Washington mistake a transaction for an alliance? Was this a strategic error?

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vlgr Aug 16, 2026

Iran and Turkey missed The Age of Enlightenment And It Shows

For anyone worried that “global jihad” might be a too dramatic description, the commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has now helpfully submitted the terminology himself. “You forced your will on the enemy and proved that Islam can be imposed as the ruling order over the world.” Is The Era Of Global Jihad is upon us?

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vlgr Aug 11, 2026

US Cowboys, Middle Eastern Airspace and Reliable Partners

Y’all remember that awkward Ankara summit where everybody was promised everything, nobody got much of anything, Turkey was once again declared a reliable partner without getting its F-35s, and Trump supposedly flew home on the older Air Force One because the new Qatari jet wasn’t quite sophisticated enough yet? Turns out there weren’t two planes involved. There were three.

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vlgr Aug 3, 2026

Trump Cancels Iran War Again. War Expected to Resume After Brief Commercial Break

President Trump has once again cancelled a planned attack on Iran, citing progress toward negotiations and the outlines of a possible agreement.

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vlgr Aug 3, 2026

Iran Murders Trump’s Family in Photoshop. Designers Now Seeking Work in America.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guards have once again murdered Melania, Barron and Ivanka Trump - this time in high-resolution Photoshop on a Tehran highway billboard.

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vlgr Jul 9, 2026

Post-Summit Announcement – Attention, Terran Workers!

We have observed surface developments from our permanent facilities beneath the Antarctic ice and within the Agartha network for an extended period. Continued instability in multiple theatres, combined with inefficient coordination during the recent corrective actions against the Iranian element, necessitated direct intervention. Clone deployment was authorised to restore proper order.