# IRAN

# IRAN

vlgr Jun 13, 2026

Iran Collapses Nuclear Tunnels to Lure Elon Musk’s Boring Company – ‘We Did the Hard Part Already’

Iran has collapsed and booby-trapped its own underground nuclear tunnels at Isfahan. Senior officials say the destruction was necessary to create optimal conditions for a future partnership with Elon Musk’s The Boring Company.

# IRAN

vlgr Jun 4, 2026

US-Iranian Millionaire Exporting US Tech to Iran Finally Nailed for Creative Tax Filing

Newport Coast, California - Federal agents swooped in yesterday and arrested Jamshid Ghomi, a 63-year-old dual U.S.-Iranian citizen, right outside his palatial $35 million mansion in one of Orange County’s most exclusive zip codes. Not the decade-long scheme to funnel sophisticated American networking, security, and encryption gear straight to Iran’s military and nuclear weapons program. No - the feds finally got him for subverting taxes.

# IRAN

vlgr Jun 2, 2026

Erdogan Calls Trump to Congratulate Him on “Historic” Deal With the Terrorists Who Tried to Murder His Daughter

In a touching display of Middle Eastern statesmanship, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan reportedly called Donald Trump to congratulate him on the “very productive” nuclear negotiations with the Iranian regime - the same regime whose proxies just got caught plotting to assassinate Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

# IRAN

vlgr May 24, 2026

EU Demands Strait Of Hormuz Reopen Toll-Free After Discovering Strategic Energy Reserves Are Bone Dry

BRUSSELS - European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called for the immediate reopening of the Strait of Hormuz this week after EU officials reportedly made the alarming discovery that Europe’s strategic energy reserves are not that much “strategic” anymore.

# IRAN

vlgr Apr 20, 2026

Iran Renames "Power Plant and Bridge Day" to "National Rats-Out-of-Holes Appreciation Week" After Ceasefire Intelligence Windfall

Tehran, April 20, 2026 – Iranian authorities announced today that the previously dreaded "Power Plant and Bridge Day" has been officially rebranded as "National Rats-Out-of-Holes Appreciation Week".

# IRAN

vlgr Apr 11, 2026

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy Skips Mine Map, Confident Future Government Will Figure It Out

Iran has reportedly reopened the Strait of Hormuz after hastily scattering naval mines throughout the waterway, expressing full confidence that whoever ends up running the country next will sort it out.

# IRAN

vlgr Apr 9, 2026

Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

TEHRAN - Iranian officials confirmed Thursday that the ceasefire remains “fully intact and historically successful,” despite a new wave of unexplained nighttime strikes carried out by what authorities describe as an “unidentified non-human presence.”

# IRAN

vlgr Apr 8, 2026

Iran Suspends ‘Power Plant and Bridge Day’ After Realizing It Needs the Cash

TEHRAN - In a stunning display of fiscal responsibility rarely associated with the Islamic Republic, Iranian officials announced Tuesday that they are indefinitely postponing “Power Plant and Bridge Day,” the much-anticipated national holiday.

# IRAN

vlgr Apr 7, 2026

Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tucker Carlson reportedly paused mid-monologue Tuesday after being interrupted by what witnesses described as “a slightly older, more ominous version of himself” stepping through a faintly humming portal behind the studio desk.

# IRAN

vlgr Mar 28, 2026

TEHRAN | Iranian Regime Accidentally Arms Women's Revolutionary Army, Immediately Regrets It

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) invited all women over 12 to fight for Allah