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VATICAN SHOCK: Pope Leo XIV Discovered to Be the New Ayatollah of Interfaith Peace

A New Ayatollah Has Been Found – Chicago’s Own Pontiff Finally Embraces His True Calling as Grand Ayatollah Leo al-Prevost”

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

UN's Bold New Hire: Mullahs to "Coordinate" Women's Rights and Counter-Terrorism

The United Nations, whose stated mission includes promoting human rights, gender equality, and global security, has taken another confident step forward by unanimously nominating the Islamic Republic of Iran to a three-year term on the Committee for Programme and Coordination.

Europe Celebrates Historic Achievement Of Alienating Literally Every Ally At Once

BRUSSELS - European leaders thrilled after finally driving the United States, the UK, and even their own Eastern European neighbors to the brink.

Your Biometric Convenience: European GDPR Now Extended to US Databases!

Brussels proudly announces: Your fingerprints will enjoy full EU-style protections... once they’re safely stored in American servers.

Iran Suspends ‘Power Plant and Bridge Day’ After Realizing It Needs the Cash

TEHRAN - In a stunning display of fiscal responsibility rarely associated with the Islamic Republic, Iranian officials announced Tuesday that they are indefinitely postponing “Power Plant and Bridge Day,” the much-anticipated national holiday.

Local Man’s ‘Global Jewish Conspiracy’ Falls Apart After Forgetting Password To His Own Email

SPRINGFIELD, OH - A local man’s deeply researched theory about a vast and coordinated global conspiracy collapsed Tuesday morning after he was unable to log into his own email account for the third time this week.

Canada-EU Merger To Be Called “EU-CAN” As Nation Replaces Beaver With More Compliant Donkey

BRUSSELS / OTTAWA - Canadian and European Union negotiators have finalized the name for the forthcoming merger: EU-CAN.

Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tucker Carlson reportedly paused mid-monologue Tuesday after being interrupted by what witnesses described as “a slightly older, more ominous version of himself” stepping through a faintly humming portal behind the studio desk.

Europe Celebrates End Of US Hegemony By Joyfully Returning To Druidic Times

BRUSSELS - European leaders declared the long-awaited end of American hegemony on Tuesday, hailing it as the dawn of a glorious new era of independence, self-reliance, and definitely not freezing to death in the dark.