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Anthropic has brought us back to the oldest question: was humanity artificially engineered?

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vlgr Sep 24, 2026

Anthropic has brought us back to the oldest question: was humanity artificially engineered?

Anthropic announced its new Bay Area molecular-biology lab has produced its first result: Claude identified a previously uncharacterized enzyme system in bacteriophages.

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vlgr Aug 26, 2026

CIA and Vatican Both Went to Moscow. Obviously, Aliens.

The CIA director secretly flew to Moscow. The Vatican’s foreign minister arrived at almost exactly the same time. Russia has not explained what the CIA wanted. The Vatican says it was discussing peace. This is all perfectly reasonable, which is why we have decided they were obviously discussing ... aliens.

VLGR Predicts This Week’s Ickonic Episode - SpaceX to Patch the Moon on Wednesday

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vlgr Aug 3, 2026

VLGR Predicts This Week’s Ickonic Episode - SpaceX to Patch the Moon on Wednesday

At approximately 06:35 UTC on August 5, a spent Falcon 9 upper stage is expected to strike the lunar surface near Einstein Crater at roughly 5,400 miles per hour. The impact will release energy equivalent to around three tons of TNT. David Icke Expected to Discover Who Really Benefits.

Post-Summit Announcement – Attention, Terran Workers!

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vlgr Jul 9, 2026

Post-Summit Announcement – Attention, Terran Workers!

We have observed surface developments from our permanent facilities beneath the Antarctic ice and within the Agartha network for an extended period. Continued instability in multiple theatres, combined with inefficient coordination during the recent corrective actions against the Iranian element, necessitated direct intervention. Clone deployment was authorised to restore proper order.

Extraterrestrials Livid After White House “Alien” Page Reveals It Was Never About Them

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vlgr May 29, 2026

Extraterrestrials Livid After White House “Alien” Page Reveals It Was Never About Them

Zeta Reticuli / Washington, D.C. – 29 May 2026 The Galactic Federation has issued a formal diplomatic protest to the Trump administration after the White House’s much-hyped “alien disclosure” page turned out to be nothing more than a border security meme.

NASA Announces Moon Base, Clarifies Ancient Alien Infrastructure Will Be Used “For The Benefit Of Humanity”

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vlgr May 21, 2026

NASA Announces Moon Base, Clarifies Ancient Alien Infrastructure Will Be Used “For The Benefit Of Humanity”

NASA has announced plans for its Artemis Moon base strategy, assuring the public that the future lunar outpost will support science, exploration, and the responsible use of any ancient alien infrastructure that definitely, legally, probably does not exist.

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vlgr Apr 9, 2026

Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

TEHRAN - Iranian officials confirmed Thursday that the ceasefire remains “fully intact and historically successful,” despite a new wave of unexplained nighttime strikes carried out by what authorities describe as an “unidentified non-human presence.”

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vlgr Apr 1, 2026

SPACE | Aliens Abruptly U-Turn Toward Earth After Realizing Strait of Hormuz Blockade Is Peak Entertainment

In a stunning course correction that has astronomers muttering "wait, what?", the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS has reportedly abandoned its outbound trajectory and is now slingshotting back toward Earth at a suspiciously chill 4.20 km/s.