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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

EU Court Adviser Suggests Commission Should Reveal Vaccine Contracts; Brussels Relieved To Learn Consequences Remain Strictly Theoretical

The EU’s top court adviser has recommended forcing the European Commission to release more details from its COVID-19 vaccine contracts. This comes after the Commission already lost a related case over the missing text messages between Ursula von der Leyen and Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla - with zero consequences for anyone involved.

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vlgr Jun 9, 2026

Ursula von der Leyen’s promises hope on World Brain Cancer Day

Her Persistence Is Truly Inspirational: She lost a court ruling about €35 billion in vanished text messages regarding the Pfizer deal, got 80% of Europeans to take part in a human Gentech experiment, and still manages to shine brightly from her unelected post of President of the European Commission - for which European taxpayers provide her with roughly €400,000 per year plus residence, full staff, security detail, travel and a generous lifelong pension.

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vlgr May 17, 2026

WHO Drops “Ebola: The Remix” After Mpox and Hantavirus Fail to Chart

Geneva, May 17, 2026 - The World Health Organization has officially declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC) for Bundibugyo ebolavirus in the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s Ituri Province - just days after a tiny hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship barely trended on X and months after the MPox sequel quietly left theaters.

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vlgr May 13, 2026

A New Pandemic Just Dropped – And the Same COVID All-Stars Are Back on Tour

Pack up the sourdough starters and dust off the good sweatpants, folks - the gang’s all here again! Just when we thought society might force us to touch grass forever, Andes virus (ANDV) has graciously stepped up to deliver the sequel we’ve all been quietly manifesting.

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vlgr May 8, 2026

Gain-of-Function: Because Nature Was Taking Too Long

The pandemic preparedness industry teaches viruses new tricks, calls it safety, loses a few samples, ships the occasional live pathogen, and then asks the public to not panic - stay calm, roll up your sleeve, and give up a few more freedoms for the greater good... and by the way, there are massive profits to be made. A longer read.

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vlgr May 7, 2026

WHO’s Latest Gift to the Plebs: Another Apocalyptic Scare, Courtesy of a Rat-Infested Cruise Ship

The WHO, that noble humanitarian body perpetually one budget cycle away from bankruptcy - especially now that the US has left and other countries eyeing the exit door - has once again stepped up to serve: a fresh, made-to-order apocalyptic scare, this time they’ve delivered it gift-wrapped on a floating retirement home called the MV Hondius.

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vlgr May 6, 2026

Big Pharma Stocks Plummet as UN Exercise Reveals Next Pandemic Is Bacterial: "Our mRNA Can't Fix That"

NEW YORK - In a stunning new development that has left pharmaceutical executives reaching for their emergency ventilators, Moderna and Pfizer have reportedly filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after the United Nations and WHO's latest pandemic simulation exercise, Exercise Polaris II, confirmed the next global health crisis will be caused by a bacterium rather than a virus.

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vlgr Mar 30, 2026

TECHNOLOGY | After Successful Cattle Trials, WHO Unveils Human Chipping

Citing “remarkably stable” results from livestock tracking tests, building on the important compliance testing phase provided by COVID passports, the World Health Organization today announced the next phase: bio-integrated wellness tags for humans.

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vlgr Mar 14, 2026

SCIENCE | Elite Families Allegedly Switching to Pod-Grown Heirs

In this "entirely fictional", dystopia pieced together from X threads, biotech whispers, and peer reviewed papers, the ultra-wealthy are said to be quietly transitioning their lineages to sealed artificial womb pods - ectogenesis tanks, far from the messy biology of natural gestation.

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vlgr Mar 12, 2026

SCIENCE | Anti-Aging Breakthrough Discovered – Scientists Recommend Cabernet (In Mice)

Chinese scientists have unlocked the secret to eternal youth, and it's hiding in your wine glass.