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vlgr Jun 11, 2026

EU Migration Pact Begins Tomorrow, Turning Europe’s Migration Crisis Into A Subscription Plan

From 12 June 2026, the EU’s new solidarity mechanism becomes fully operational, marking the moment Brussels finally admits what everyone already knows: almost nobody wants to take anyone in anymore.

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vlgr May 29, 2026

Extraterrestrials Livid After White House “Alien” Page Reveals It Was Never About Them

Zeta Reticuli / Washington, D.C. – 29 May 2026 The Galactic Federation has issued a formal diplomatic protest to the Trump administration after the White House’s much-hyped “alien disclosure” page turned out to be nothing more than a border security meme.

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vlgr May 11, 2026

Austria: Europe’s Most Generous Neutral Superstar - Austrian Bank Ships €20 Billion in Cash & Gold to Ukraine

Vienna, May 11, 2026 – While Austria drowns in recession and budget cuts, Foreign Minister Beate Meinl-Reisinger keeps the cash flowing to both a distant war and Middle East hotspots. Austrian-headquartered Raiffeisen Bank ships billions in cash and gold to a non-EU war country where neither the euro nor the dollar is even legal tender. Neutrality? What neutrality?

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vlgr Apr 30, 2026

Viral ‘Syria Wants Them Back’ Narrative Complicated By Syria Clarifying It Mostly Meant Money First

German and Austrian social media users briefly celebrated the viral claim that Syria urgently wants its refugees back from Europe. Then Syria clarified that “back” mostly means “voluntarily, after reconstruction, and preferably with European money first.”

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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

UN in Tears: "If You Stop Paying Us, the Refugee Streams Might... Dry Up!"

New York, April 2026 - In a dramatic press conference, UN Secretary-General António Guterres issued a heartfelt plea to the world: the United Nations faces "imminent financial collapse" due to a pesky $1.57 billion in unpaid assessed dues. Cash reserves could vanish by July, forcing the organization to shutter operations, lay off staff, and - horror of horrors - potentially disrupt the smooth flow of "humanitarian assistance" that has kept global migration humming along so efficiently.

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vlgr Apr 14, 2026

Muslims in the EU – or How to Lie with Statistics

100% fact-based satirical guide to demographic sleight-of-hand, or why Europe’s “enrichment” plan has a receipt signed by Merkel & von der Leyen

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vlgr Mar 14, 2026

GERMANY | Can The German Democracy Only Be Saved With the Help of The New Citizens?

In a stunning revelation that's sure to warm the hearts of progressives everywhere, former Chancellor Angela Merkel has basically admitted her migrant masterplan

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vlgr Mar 11, 2026

EU | Strategic Compassion for Theocracies Declared New Cornerstone of Western Realism

Observers in the geopolitical commentary sphere reported a remarkable intellectual breakthrough this week: the discovery that peace in the Middle East can be achieved most effectively by extending limitless patience toward regimes that openly promise the destruction of the countries seeking peace.

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vlgr Mar 10, 2026

GREECE | Crete’s New Tourism Boom: 1,300 “Spontaneous Visitors” Check In Within 24 Hours

In what locals are already calling “the best spring promotion since the Minoans,” southern Crete welcomed nearly 1,300 brand-new residents in a single 24-hour window.