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vlgr Jul 26, 2026

Berlin Pride: Vehicle Enters Crowd, Islamist Suspect Identified – Anti-Right Demonstrations Already in Preliminary Talks

BERLIN – In a development that surprised absolutely no one still in possession of a functioning memory, a white van drove into a crowd near the Christopher Street Day celebrations in the Tiergarten on Saturday evening. One woman is dead. Roughly sixteen or seventeen others are injured, several critically. The driver fled. Police have identified a suspect already known to them from Berlin’s Islamist milieu. A manhunt is underway.

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vlgr Jun 27, 2026

Citizen Vigilante | German FSK Admits Internal Mix-Up: Accidentally Blocked Wrong Film

In a shocking display of bureaucratic negligence, Germany’s FSK appears to have refused classification to Uwe Boll’s Citizen Vigilante by mistake. The film, now sitting at number two on Apple TV in the United States and briefly available as a free screening on X, has become the latest victim of Europe’s most feared cultural weapon: paperwork.

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vlgr Jun 24, 2026

Westerners Learn How Their Taxes Contributed to Stability, Migration and Worldwide Ideology Export

US and EU taxpayers have sent tens of billions to Palestine, Syria and Afghanistan. The result has been ongoing instability in those regions and large-scale migration plus ideological export to the West. Terror as the ultimate business-plan. Here are the numbers.

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vlgr Jun 20, 2026

EU Discovers Outsourcing Works Better Than Actual Returns – Macron Suddenly Remembers European Values

After years of rejected asylum seekers remaining in the EU because home countries won’t take them back, the bloc, from it's high moral ground, has approved hubs in cooperating third countries. France says it will not use EU funds for the project because it has never seen one work.

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vlgr Jun 11, 2026

EU Migration Pact Begins Tomorrow, Turning Europe’s Migration Crisis Into A Subscription Plan

From 12 June 2026, the EU’s new solidarity mechanism becomes fully operational, marking the moment Brussels finally admits what everyone already knows: almost nobody wants to take anyone in anymore.

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vlgr May 29, 2026

Extraterrestrials Livid After White House “Alien” Page Reveals It Was Never About Them

Zeta Reticuli / Washington, D.C. – 29 May 2026 The Galactic Federation has issued a formal diplomatic protest to the Trump administration after the White House’s much-hyped “alien disclosure” page turned out to be nothing more than a border security meme.

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vlgr May 11, 2026

Austria: Europe’s Most Generous Neutral Superstar - Austrian Bank Ships €20 Billion in Cash & Gold to Ukraine

Vienna, May 11, 2026 – While Austria drowns in recession and budget cuts, Foreign Minister Beate Meinl-Reisinger keeps the cash flowing to both a distant war and Middle East hotspots. Austrian-headquartered Raiffeisen Bank ships billions in cash and gold to a non-EU war country where neither the euro nor the dollar is even legal tender. Neutrality? What neutrality?

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vlgr Apr 30, 2026

Viral ‘Syria Wants Them Back’ Narrative Complicated By Syria Clarifying It Mostly Meant Money First

German and Austrian social media users briefly celebrated the viral claim that Syria urgently wants its refugees back from Europe. Then Syria clarified that “back” mostly means “voluntarily, after reconstruction, and preferably with European money first.”

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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

UN in Tears: "If You Stop Paying Us, the Refugee Streams Might... Dry Up!"

New York, April 2026 - In a dramatic press conference, UN Secretary-General António Guterres issued a heartfelt plea to the world: the United Nations faces "imminent financial collapse" due to a pesky $1.57 billion in unpaid assessed dues. Cash reserves could vanish by July, forcing the organization to shutter operations, lay off staff, and - horror of horrors - potentially disrupt the smooth flow of "humanitarian assistance" that has kept global migration humming along so efficiently.

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vlgr Apr 14, 2026

Muslims in the EU – or How to Lie with Statistics

100% fact-based satirical guide to demographic sleight-of-hand, or why Europe’s “enrichment” plan has a receipt signed by Merkel & von der Leyen