# UKRAINE

# UKRAINE

vlgr Jun 13, 2026

EU Opens Arms to Ukraine: Finally, a Country That Truly Understands ‘European Standards’ - Corruption, War, and Biolabs

Brussels, 15 June 2026 - Today marks a glorious new chapter in European history. After years of tireless reform, battlefield heroics, and some light bending of the rules, Ukraine is finally opening the first cluster of accession negotiations with the European Union.

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vlgr Apr 13, 2026

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

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vlgr Apr 1, 2026

BRUSSELS | EU Announces Escalation As Safest Long-Term Stability Strategy

EU redirects €1.4 billion, taken from frozen Russian state assets profits, to fund Ukraine - an unprecedented step they appear eager to repeat, now that the floodgates are open.

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vlgr Mar 30, 2026

Zelenski Phones Putin: “Keep the Bombs Coming - War Is Good for Business!”

Kyiv, Ukraine – In a leaked hotline call that has diplomats choking on their borscht, President Volodymyr Zelenski reportedly urged Russian President Vladimir Putin to maintain a “healthy level of bombardment” because, as he allegedly put it, “peace would ruin the golden goose.”

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vlgr Mar 22, 2026

UKRAINE | President Zelenski is ready for peace with the US

In a move that left Kremlinologistsand Pentagon generals equally speechless, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenski announced today that the path to ending the war now runs straight through a Midtown Manhattan conference room

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vlgr Mar 19, 2026

UKRAINE | Thank You, President Zelenski: Ukraine's Drones Just Delivered Net Zero to Turkey

In a masterstroke of climate heroism, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenski, a beloved partner of NATO and the European Union, has single-handedly turbocharged Turkey's path to net zero emission.

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vlgr Mar 18, 2026

EUROPE | War in Ukraine is officially over – Ukraine declares victory

President Zelenski declared from his luxurious bunker: “While the EU focuses on diplomacy, Ukraine steps up again.”

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vlgr Mar 12, 2026

UKRAINE | Innovative Diplomacy Reaches New Heights of Personalization

In a recent interview circulating online, retired Lieutenant General Grigory Omelchenko spoke about the existence of a covert group reportedly known as “Karma,” described as an organization dedicated to dealing with Ukraine’s enemies in a highly… direct manner.